Stupid answers to Stupid Questions

[linkinpark333]

because you need more practice.

why do people like to watch violent shows?

[Saw III]

Why can't I jump really high?

[~GH Dog~]

because the sun really messed things up. They are supposed to be blue

[Lausco]

Because we might fall of the end of the earth!

Why are bananas yellow?

[stitchy]

So we can't use abbreviations for colors in the crayon box

Why can't we just drive anywhere we want?

[Justeazy]

Because, then American Airlines would have gone out of business!


Why does black AND blue start with "bl"?!?

[stitchy]

so we don't have gows

Why can't we fly?

[binkygg]

because u cant do that...

why are there cows?

[old biker]

they steal bikers driving glasses

why do we sit down when we are not standing ?

[RBS]

They want you to teach them.

Since they don't have windshields what happens when flying birds get bug splatter in their eye?

[binkygg]

because its trying to be funny

why r people retarded in my class?

[Chocbubbles]

cause if u didn't the world would disown you

why does my cat always sit on my bed exactly where my homework is instead of sitting on the empty space all around it?

[shaharc]

who else could have a stupid red butt

why do I care?

[binkygg]

a measurement

why r there monkeys

[bloody]

Because you have a weird accent.

What is the right amount of alcohol?(between your first sip of beer and dancing nude to the theme song of Sesame Street on the roof)