Once upon a time there was a (person) who was given a (very precious object) and was told by (the elder gods) (Not to give it away), but alas (The poor person did) and was therefor punished with 60 years of (picking up pennies). While the (person) was being punished, a (Magical Toaster) Named (Marvin) introduced Himself, He was a charming fellow but was punished for (Popping balloons).

Now i want the next person to rewrite everything in brackets and add something extra to the story and we will keep adding to the story until we find a suitable place to finish it.