What's your excuse

[linkinpark333]

i can't because i don't have the money for airfare.

You have to attend your cousin's wedding.

I've been meaning to make a new thread and finally got the courage to do it. Hopefully it's gonna pick up nicely. In this little game you have to come up with a situation and the next person will need to find an excuse NOT to do it. It might be a valid reason or not, the next person will decide if it was or not. The same situation can come up any amount of time but the excuse must vary as much as possible from person to person. Here's an example:

I start with this situation: Going to work

My excuse is I cant go to work coz my dog is dead.

Then the next person will say if its a valid reason or not.
He/She might say yes it is and stop there, or no it's not coz -example- he wasnt really dead, he was just playing dead (you'll have to come up with why it's not a good excuse). Then the next person will come up with a situtation.

So lets start playing whats your excuse with: You have to bath your cat.

I can't because i'm an insomniac and don't have dreams because of that.

You have to go to the Running of the Bulls in Pamplona.

[Lilliputt]

(You can? I thought you were not sapposed to . Great quote though! )

I can't because mr Cheney shot and ruined my gun by mistake.

You have to go on your dream date.

I can: "Rarely is the question asked: Is our children learning?"

You are scheduled to go hunting with Dick Cheney.

[Lilliputt]

Due to an unfortunate quote, George Bush has suddenly decided to keep out of the public eye. So I can't meet him because all appointments have been cancelled.

You have to quote the unfortunate quote of George Bush.

I can't because i haven't got a scientist capable of that.

You have a meeting with George Bush.

[Lilliputt]

I can't because she decided to leave this galaxy indefinitely

You have to create a ROFL bomb

I can't because the world seems jammed with muppets.

You have to call Mistery.

[Lilliputt]

I can't because uh... the dog ate all them algebra books


You have to be NICE!

[RBS]

I can't because to car in front of me at McDonalds Drive-thru is ordering the whole dang menu *HONK HONK - MOVE IT BUDDY AND LEAVE A MUFFIN FOR ME

You have to go back in time and repeat 9th grade algebra.

[Lilliputt]

I couldn't because my walker got stuck in traffic

You have to eat your breakfast.

[bloody]

I can't because the economy crashed and We're borrowing money from china

You've been sent to a Weight Watchers camp and one of the guys tell you to escape.

[1momomo124]

i can't my goal is to be perfect

you have to steal money from the USA

[bloody]

I have to take out the trash*slides brussel sprouts in trash*

You have to take a million dollars from china

[1momomo124]

i can't lost my voice

your mom tells you the only food you can eat is brussel sprouts