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  • LOL, Funja. George W. Bush has some classic lines. LOL

    @Choc....Hello my dear! Love the little bunny in your sig. How are you?


    • yes i do belive he does


      • thanxs
        good, i wasted half of today asleep

        how are u?


        • @Funja....Have any more??????

          @Choc....I'm good. Went out and bought work out clothes to go with the diet I'm on. I'm determined to lose some weight. Also have to work on a bunch of homework this weekend.

          You slept most of the day? Okay, now you sound like me on my days off. I slept 11 hours last night. How long did you sleep?


          • Is there ever a day that mattresses are not on sale?

            What does PU stand for (as in "PU, that stinks!")?

            Why do we put suits in a garment bag and put garments in a suitcase?

            Can cannibals be arrested for being under the influence of alcohol (e.g. drunk-driving) if they have eaten someone who was drunk?

            What is the stage of a reptile when it has eggs in it but they haven't been laid. Are they pregnant?

            If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?

            Why do people never say "it's only a game" when they're winning?

            If an ambulance is on its way to save someone, and it runs someone over, does it stop to help them?

            Why is it called a funny bone, when if you hit it, it's not funny at all?

            Do you yawn in your sleep?

            Why do dogs like the smell of other dogs butts?

            If a cannible was on death row could he ask for the last guy that was electricuted for his last meal?

            Do Chinese people get English sayings tattooed on their bodies?

            Do glow-in-the-dark objects stop glowing when somebody turns the lights on?

            If you died with braces on would they take them off?

            If someone has their nose pierced, have a cold, and take thier nose ring out. Does snot come out of the piercing hole?

            How come lemon washing up liquid contains real lemons, but lemon juice contains artificial flavorings.

            Do you wake up or open your eyes first?

            Did Noah have woodpeckers on the ark? If he did, where did he keep them?

            Why are builders afraid to have a 13th floor but book publishers aren't afraid to have a Chapter 11?

            How do you handcuff a one-armed man?

            If the FBI breaks your door down do they have to pay for it?

            In some books, why do they have blank pages at the very end?

            Why can't donuts be square?

            Why put a towel in the dirty clothes basket if when you get out of the shower you are clean?

            What happens to an irrisitable force when it hits an immovable object?

            If there's a speed of sound and a speed of light is there a speed of smell?

            Why do overalls have bel loops, since they are held up at the top by the straps?

            Do people in prison celebrate halloween.... if so how?

            Do the security guards at airports have to go through airport security when they get to work?

            Why are all of the Harry Potter spells in Latin if they're English?

            What do Greeks say when they don't understand something?

            What happens if a queen gives birth to a pair of siamese twins? Who gets to be king?

            Do all-boys schools have girls bathrooms? Conversely, do all-girls schools have boys bathrooms?

            Are children who act in rated 'R' movies allowed to see them?
            How come cats butts go up when you pet them?
            What would happen to the sea's water level if every boat in the World was taken out of the water at the same time?


            • ah, ur on a diet? wat kind hopefully a good one
              well good luck with it anyways

              wow 11 hours?? wat time did u wake up??

              um i went to bed around 12am and woke up at about 3:30pm today
              so 15 and 1/2 hours

              @Funja - wow cool quotes, where'd u get them from?


              • LOL, Funja!! You got some good ones there.

                @Choc....Just eating better, and cutting back on my calorie intake. I want to lose between 15 and 20 pounds. (I assume you use the metric system, and I don't know the conversion. )

                OMB! Are you sick? Or did you just really not get enough sleep this week?!! *faints* I got up at 2:30 pm. But I went to bed at 2:45 a.m. So ALMOST 12 hours.


                • lol hey escape remember the day when i slept 18 hours lol i woke up and was like omg i got right on here and posted lol

                  uhh those i searche funny questions
                  you can search funny quotes and those are goods oh my favorite one i rofl through the whole list is

         omg they reorganized it and has a new background lol looks good lol


                  • Oh! I had forgotten, but I DO remember now. You were like, what the heck?!?! LOL.

                    That one about the cat reminds me of something I did as a kid to my poor kitty.


                    • lol yeah i was like uhh what day is it hmmmm what time did i go to sleep im confused lol

                      oh i jsut remembered something today and it is cool if i live like five miles west i would only be 2 hours ahead of you escape lol

                      i love this one
                      read homer in original greek
                      learn greek

                      and the one about saleing firewood in atlantis


                      • oh it's 4 to 6 kg ur trying to lose, i searched on google

                        um well i've been having really bad headaches lately
                        i've actually got really good sleep lately. and i think i'm not as tired cause i'm taking stronger iron tablets

                        lol, how come u stay up so late?


                        • lol choc that aint late its 308 and i wotn go to bed for anothre hour probalby


                          • wow O.o alright i guess so
                            the latest i've stayed up is 5am and that was the summer holidays


                            • lol monday is gonna kill me

                              yeah i stay up the latest areound 7 before lol my parents thank im lazy and i sleep all day they ask me how i sleep so long i go what tiem did you go to sleep last night oh wll theres your problem


                              • lol, yeah

                                7!! how the heck did u stay up that late?