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Q: Will you kiss me?
A: It happened when I fell off the bed
A: It happened when I fell off the bed
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Q: How did you get that bump on you head?
A: it was a long nightComment
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Q: Did you party last night?
A: I don't remember.
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Q: how old are you?
A: It's too cold!Comment
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Q: Are you going to Antarctica this year?
A: I'm way too tired.
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Q: Do you want to go on a hike?
A: Maybe tomorrow, but don't get your hopes upComment
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Q: Have a drink with me?
A: A pig knocked me overComment
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Q: How'd you get so smelly and dirty?
A: It wasn't me.
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Q: Who forgot to flush!?
A: what!? leave me alone!Comment
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Q: Your parents asked if you cleaned your room?
A: Tomorrow.Comment
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Q: When are you going to pay rent?
A: let's talk about it laterComment
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Q: Will you marry me?
A: Facing down
EDIT: you beat me Ravensd, but it fits either way
GHFGNP with SimplyCrazy aka Gekkie
Fly by the seat of your pants
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oh my i could be so naughty with this...but i wont
Q: how do you sleep
A: the bag goes over your headComment
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Q: How would you like me to look in the bedroom
A: A little more to the left...
GHFGNP with SimplyCrazy aka Gekkie
Fly by the seat of your pants
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Iva...your so freakin hilarious...everytime I see you on here I laugh at something you post
mmm...again I could be dirty with this one
Q: does this picture look good here
A: yes, that's feels greatComment
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