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1. Get 1.25 Gigawatts of electricity from it
2. Steal it from the Lebanon's and get chased
3. Power a deloreon time machine
A walk-man
2. Steal it from the Lebanon's and get chased
3. Power a deloreon time machine
A walk-man
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Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up." -
Walkman:
1. Keep yourself, and anyone around you, occupied or annoyed.
2. Suicide device, as you can almost kill yourself when the cord tangles around your legs/arms while jogging.
3. Use it as a paperweight, because after it gets ripped off of you when it got tangled in your legs/arms and smashed into the ground it can no longer perform operation #1.
A vacuum cleanerYou make me feel like a contract killer.
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1. Clean the floor with it
2. take it apart and break it
3. through it out because it don't suck
A Bottle openerLife is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."Comment
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1. Open bottles!
2. Try and conduct electricity, however not after consuming contents of said previously opened bottles.
3. Use it as a microphone when inhibitions are lost, after consuming contents of opened bottles.
A clock.You make me feel like a contract killer.
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1. set and forget it
2. throw it to see time fly
3. bash it if it's an alarm clock
an adding machineLife is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."Comment
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1. Add up all your money
2. Subtract bills and rent for the month.
3. Rip out paper and throw against wall in frustration that you will once again have to survive on tap water and ramen noodles for another month.
A blender.You make me feel like a contract killer.
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*ROFL!!! RedLetterDay, #3!! Sounds like me!!
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1. Make blended alcoholic drinks when you realize # 3 above...
2. Make fruit smoothies for lunch (yum!)
3. Make some heinous creation and tell your brother to drink it.
Magnet
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1. use it to hold on your name tag
2. use it to pick up nails, bolts ect.
3. use a small one to make a fake nose piercing and freak out people
a bar of SoapLife is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."Comment
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1. Bathe with it.
2. Wash off whiskers and funny faces that you drew on your favorite superhero bat
3. Have your mouth washed out with it when you curse as a child.
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1. Lick it
2. Eat it
3. Wrestle in it
a plastic cowLife is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."Comment
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Wrestle in it!! LOL!
1. Stare at it and wonder who in the heck would make it.
2. Give it to a child to play with
3. Put it in front of your car, run it over....because what else are you going to do with it?
bowlComment
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1. eat ramen out of it
2. eat cereal out of it
3. put it on your head and give yourself a hair cut
a loose toothLife is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."Comment
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1. wiggle it until it falls out
2. tie a string to it, tie the other end to a door, and slam the door!
3. go to the dentist and find out why (if you're not a kid)
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1. Pick it
2. water it
3. give it to a girl
a DVDLife is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."Comment
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1. Watch it
2. Turn it into a frisbee if the movie wasn't any good
3. Sell it
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