3 things you can do with...

[EscapeGirl]

1. Ride it down stairs like Doglover
2. Pretend to fall off of it, and take fake "I fell" pics and show them to your friends.
3. Put training wheels on it.

A battery

[Bender]

1.use it to power something up
2. zap yourself with it
3. put a hole in it whil on a plane to cause it to explode


rocket launcher

[nenu]

1. Recharge it, put it in your laptop and "stay tuned" to gamershood
2. Recycle it as you are an enviroment-protector
3. Put it in the alarm clock- it has stopped

toothbrush

[EscapeGirl]

(you both posted at about the same time...lol)
@ Bender: rocket launcher

1. Shoot it into the ocean
2. Disable it so we can have some peace for a change
3. Dispose of it completely.

@ Nenu...Toothbrush

1. Clean jewelry with it
2. Brush your teeth
3. Clean hard to reach areas around the home (not to be used in your mouth after this! )

Ipod

[Bender]

* no look at the times posted. i posted 2 minutes earlier.
1.listen to music with it
2. use it on full volume to make yourself deaf
3. forget to plug the headphones in and smash it in frustration because of the lack of music playing

lava lamp

[EscapeGirl]

(@ Bender...Ah..so you did! )
1. Stare at it and get mezmorized.
2. Break it open and see what it's really made of
3. Turn it off and see how boring it looks then.

a telescope

[nenu]

Sorry, It was my fault before...

1. watch the stars and the galaxy
2. Watch the neighbour's window (you curious)
3. Use it as a decoration in your room- you can hang your clouths on it

telegram

[EscapeGirl]

( No biggie! )
1. Pay a little extra, and make it a SINGING telegram
2. Send a note
3. Receive it
(sorry, that was a hard one. )

Video Camera

[nenu]

yeah, It wasn't a good choice...

1. Give it to me as present (xexe)
2. Make a movie and win an Oscar award!!!
3. Go on holidays and record everything you see

A chemistry book

[EscapeGirl]

(the tough ones can be really fun!! )

1. Use it as a coaster
2. memorize it and spout off the periodic table upon request
3. tear out every page and make paper airplanes.

A horse

[Darknight]

1. ride it
2. brush it
3. feed it

a dollar bill

[Eternal Becky]

1) Buy a candy
2) Give it to your younger sibling
3) Buy something in a 1$ shop

A diary

[Darknight]

1. read it
2. write in it
3. learn about the past by reading famous diaries

a red pen

[EscapeGirl]

1. Mark up someone's schoolwork so they feel badly about it
2. Mark up court documents if you work at a law firm, and the court returns the documents with red marks all over!
3. write you name

Heart

[fredskywalker]

1) Give it to someone you love (figuratively)
2) Give it to someone you dont know (litterally)
3) Poke it

A house on the moon.