How about this one then...
The story goes:
"Officer, a thirsty butterfly got in the way of my windshield & I couldn't see where I was going! It got away with some of the loot! Ya gotta believe me!!!"
The story goes:
"Officer, a thirsty butterfly got in the way of my windshield & I couldn't see where I was going! It got away with some of the loot! Ya gotta believe me!!!"

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