Ridiculous Inventions

[Mistery]

How about this one? Cockroach swatter slippers

[nigec]

My wife would need a 6 foot extension on the end of the slipper before she'd go anywhere near a roach!
A hen pecked husband would have a perfect alibi if he just happened to stand on one of those handles as she was going down the stairs....

[Mistery]

Lol
I think I couldn't walk wearing them, and would end up in hospital

[nigec]

I never go out without these

[Mistery]

Lol, I didn't know you were wearing high heels

[nigec]

Only on days with a "Y" in them I go thro quite a lot tho, the heels melt on the bikes exhaust lol

[Mistery]

ROFL

[nigec]

Aren't you glad you came back?! .. I thought maybe the humans had abducted you or even worse you'd built a comunication device frome all these weird inventions! <puts on his best ET voice> "Mystery Fone HOOOMEEE"

edit OMG you can buy some of these things on Amazon!
Shower mic anyone?

http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/images/B001E1SXV2/ref=dp_image_0?ie=UTF8&s=miscellaneous

[Mistery]

I'm very happy to be back
Lol, it could happen that I get abducted by humans one day
I could try to build a communication device for next time, lol.
Awww, that sounds very authentic. *Phones home*


Another interesting invention:

"The friend (or partner) who offers to scratch your back is a friend (or partner) indeed. Except it all goes horribly wrong when they just can't seem to locate the maddening itch. For those who are fed up of saying, 'left a bit... up a bit... right a bit... damn!' comes a very special T-shirt, complete with Battleships style, itch-locater grid. The scratchee is also equipped with a hand-held miniature corresponding grid-map, for accurate communication. So when the scratcher says, 'I'm scratching F5, ' the scratchee can say, 'try G7'."




EDIT
Just have seen your edit, when is your birthday?

[nigec]

In 20 days!!


Love the Tee shirt! can I have one of those too?

[Mistery]

Really, that's very soon
If you're good, you can

[nigec]

I'm always good <uncross's his fingers>

have you noticed, in the picture the person scratching, isn't scratching on the right spot lol

[Mistery]

Lol, yes the scratcher needs to be able to read simple diagrams

[donaud]

"Try G7"

"You sank my Battleship !"
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I hope for the inventor's sake, these pictures are not part of his marketing tools.

The guy on the bottom looks like he has a huge hand-head !!

[EscapeGirl]

Don't touch B4!!! It tickles!!