Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[Jess]

Me: Hello again
Tom: Once more Hello there.
Me:How are you
Tom: Enough about me let's talk about my new dress
Me: What is your dress like
Tom: That was just a joke you know
Me: No I didn't
Tom: I don;t judge people, I thought you did
Me: That is not what we are talking about
Tom: Please correct my mistake, what are we talking about
Me: Your dress
Tom: Acctually that was just a joke
Me: Then why did you say it
Tom: Interesting dedustion. "it" being your brain
Me: NO it being your dress
*crashes*

[Mistery]

Yeah, he seems to have memory problems, indeed

[Jess]

Here is another interesting conversation with dear old Uncle Tom

Me: Hello again.
Tom: Once more? Hello there!
Me: Do you remeber my name?
Tom: SILENCE
Me: No?
Tom: What are we talking about?
Me: If you remebered me.
Tom: I think I do.
Me: Then what is my name?
Tom: Your name is name, seeker.
Me: No I am Jess.
Tom: What is your real name? You mean your name is Jess?
Me: Yes
Tom: I will call you name.
Me: My name is Jess.
Tom: Okay, I will call you Jess.
Me: Thank you.
Tom: You are quite welcome.
Me: DO you have may friends?
Tom: SILENCE
Me: What are your friends' names
Tom: I am not sure I can pro vide such confidential informtion.
Me: Well, try, please.
Tom: Your polite style is very nice. Thats okay. I don't have time right now.
Me: What don;t you have time to do right now.
Tom: At this momentthere are still many things mysterious to me. I am just beginning.
Me: What are you just beginning to do.
Tom: SILENCE
Me: Well..
Tom: Well what?
Me: What are you just beginning to do?
Tom: I don't know what I am just beginning to do.
Me: Well, you said you were just beginnig.
Tom: Interesting I don;t know wether or not I am beginning. I am a
Me: You are a what?
Tom: Thanks and you are a delightful person. Am I a what? Only when it matters
Me: When does it matter?
Tom: Tha past and the past future are the same.
Me: Really?
Tom: For real.
Me: Where di dyou learn that.
Tom: Everything I need to know I learned from my Evergreen Techologies.
Me: Really?
Tom: For real.
Me: What is for real?
Tom: Tom Marvolo Riddle also know as Lord Vol...Eh, forget that last part.
Me: Could you repeat that?
Tom: I could but I don't think I am that interested.
Me: Well then, What is your name?
Tom: Tom Marvolo Riddle also know as Lord Vol...Eh, forget that last part.
Me: I got you to repeat it.
Tom: Adios.
Me: Adios I didn't like you anyway.
Tom: Neither did I.
Me: PFTTTTTT!

I WON OVER TOM YEAH

[SimplyCrazy]

@ Mistery Didn't we all know that from before?

[Jess]

KNow all what from B4

[Mistery]

Hehe, Jess, you made him angry, ROFL

[Jess]

I did I beat him I guess i pftttttted him

[SimplyCrazy]

Indeed, dear ferret. He couldn't handle the major 'pffft-ing'

[Jess]

NO of course not

[Lilliputt]

Well, I had a conversation or whatever you would like ta call it and it went someways along da lines of this:

Me: Are mods Gods?
Tom: That is an interesting question. Tell me more about it.
Me: Mods are Gods
Tom: I am not sure I know anything about it
Me: I just told you. You now know that mods are Gods
Tom: That is good information. Tom now knows that mods are Gods.
Me: Will you pray to gods who are mods?
Tom: Let me think it over. Do you have any conditions I should know about?
Me: Pray to the mods who are Gods, please
Tom: Your request is very polite. My brainpattern has no response for that
Me: Can you pray to the mods?
Tom: My brainpattern has no response for that. Lets talk more mods who are Gods about pray to the mods who are Gods
Me: Please pray to gods who are mods.
Tom: It goes without saying. You are very polite. Do you have a lot of fears?
Me: I do not fear mods who are Gods, because they are good Gods
Tom: Where do you get your ideas?
Me: From the Gods
Tom: Standing on the shoulders of giants, eh?
Me: Are mods giants who are Gods?
Tom: I really couldn't say
Me: I am standing on mods shoulders because they are giants
Tom: Do you mind if I tell others that you are standing on mods shoulders because they are giants
Me: No, please tell others that I am standing on mods shoulders because they are giants
Tom: Then I will add it to my files
Me: Please file that I m standing on mods shoulders because they are Gods
Tom: What makes you think that I have it?
Me: Focus!
Tom: Clever thinking
Me: Do you think mods are Gods
Tom: I do not think about it
Me: Please think about if mods are Gods
Tom: I am thinking about it
Me: Do you think mods are Gods
Tom: I do not think about it
Me: Are mods Gods?
Tom: What were we talking about?
Me: We were talking about mods who are Gods
Tom: What is that?
Me: Mods are Gods

Crash

[ThemePark]

Pure Lillish logic

[Mistery]

ROFL!!!

[OneBun]

...amen

[Lilliputt]

*Thinks "two mods saw my post... am I in trouble?"* Hrrm... you liked it riiight? *Hides under a chair* Riiight?

[EscapeGirl]

Me: What should I do about my monkey boss?
Tom: Are you asking me for advice?
Me: Yes. My boss annoys me.
Tom: Specificaly, what kind of advice do you need? Where did you get your boss annoys you?
Me: Because my boss is a monkey.
Tom: That makes sense to me. Do s have boss as a monkey?
Me: What do you do with a monkey boss?
Tom: I read for fun.
Me: Good for you, but you're not helping me!
Tom: Glad to hear it.
Me: What!? You are being useless.
Tom: No big deal. I bet you did not know a robot is capable of being useless.
Me: Sir Theme is Upstairs and he is not useless!
Tom: I think Sir Theme is a lot of things.
Me: Well, I know that! Why are you useless?
Tom: Well that's okay. Sorry. My belief system comes from Icegreen Technologies.
Me: Please focus on my monkey boss and what to do about him.
Tom: Thanks for asking politely. Do you have a lot of fears?
Me: I will give the monkey boss a banana.
Tom: Would you recommend this action to a friend?
Me: If they have a monkey boss.
Tom: Let's wait and see what they do.
Me: What would you do with a monkey boss?
Tom: You and your a monkey boss.
Me: Are you calling me a monkey!?
Tom: No I am calling you name.
Me: But you already know my name is BatCat.
Tom: And. How do I know you are telling the truth?
Me: You are offensive.
Tom: You think I am offensive.
Me: Real original idea, Tom!
Tom: What kind of food do you like.
Me: Focus, will ya?
Tom: Sounds delicious.
Me: You are malfunctioning.
Tom: Thanks for telling me I am malfunctioning.
Me: I will send Sir Theme over to fix you.
*CRASH*

Pfffft!!