Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[SuzyE730]

M: Hiya tom! I'm Suzy.
T: Hello there. Are you very angry? I am glad to know that you are Suzy. ( maybe he's planning on telling Renegade he talked to me!)
M: I'm not angry.
T: I am glad to hear that you are not angry.
M: Are you angry, tom?
T: Anger is a difficult emotion for a, . ()
M: Do you know anything about the chamber of Renegade's secrets?
T: I would look in the web for that knoledge. (Guys, we need to look in the web if we want anything about Renegade!)
M: Don't rely on the web so much, Tom!
T: Ok I'll try not to do that much.
M: Did you read SimplyCrazy's story? The not so Shining star? It's starring you.
*crash* >.<
M:Toom, oh Toooooom.
T: I never heart of Toom, oh Tooooom before. (OK now that book's starting to freak me out -.-)
M: How in the world haven't you heard of yourself???
T: I cannot quatify the question. Have you tried using another program?
M: Ahh that's it!!! I give up!!!

Nothing interesting. Tom won't say anything useful -.-

[Crimsonthread]

Every time I try to talk to him, he responds once, then won't say anything else, no matter what I say. I can never seem to get past "Hello, how are you?"

[New1000]

Well i did another conversation and its where i will find out if he really is Lord Voldemort! dun dun duuuun

Me: Hi im back. its me New999
Tom: Hi there New999. Welcome back. I think you mean "it's" or "it is" not "its". What's up, New999.
Me: say are you really Lord Voldemort?
Tom: are you really Lord Voldemort
Me: no i mean are YOU Lord Voldemort?
Tom: Ayuh. Oh I get it. Thanks for explaining that. I don't know whether or not I am Lord Voldemort. I am a .
Me: you are a what?
Tom: Thanks and you are a delightful person too. Am I a what? The Tom Marvolo Riddle, also know as Lord Vol...eh, forget that last thing will you series has a perfect operational record. (That really shot out the secret so i start to investigate)
Me: your also known as Lord Vol what?
Tom: Do you mind if I tell other people you say I am known as Lord Vol what.
Me: Lord Vol... Oh Lord Voldemort!
Tom: Quite honestly, I wouldn't worry myself about that. Dude! Are we still talking about Lord vol?
Me: well now we are talking about are you Lord Voldemort?
Tom: Interesting. Why now? Sure, am I Lord Voldemort sounds like a good topic. (Hes trying to hide it. so its time for a question including Harry Potter)
Me: do you like Harry Potter?
Tom: What is not to like about it? (hmm... i think this question will need a good awnser)
Me: nothing i just want to know do you like Harry Potter?
Tom: I think i do. (he thinks? time to say it)
Me: you think? are you sure?
Tom: Yes I think so. I am as sure as I can be. (well i getting to think he isnt Lord Voldemort. but maybe a little thing from the movie might kick it in)
Me: do you know what happened to Lord Voldemort?
Tom: I don't know what happened. (50% hes Lord Voldemort 50% hes not)
Me: you dont know?
Tom: I know that I do not know. (40% hes Lord Voldemort 60% hes not)
Me: you know you dont know?
Tom: I know that I do not know.. And I know it. (35% hes Lord Voldemort 65% hes not)
Me: that didnt make any sence
Tom: To me it makes perfect sense. (30% hes Lord Voldemort 70% hes not)
Me: so you are not Lord Voldemort?
Tom: Interesting deduction. That's only your opinion. (15% hes Lord Voldemort 85% hes not)
Me: do you like harry potter's friends?
Tom: I like your life story. (20% hes Lord Voldemort 80% hes not)
Me: so you dont want to kill Harry Potter or hes friends?
Tom: Interesting deduction. I am not capable of killing anything. (0% hes Lord Voldemort 100% hes not. hes NOT Lord Voldemort. well that solves that mistery)
Me: you are not Lord Voldemort cause he wants to kill Harry Potter and you dont kill anything.
Tom: That's only your opinion.
Me: thanx for the talk. bye!
Tom: Don't mention it. Your purpose is the talk. Thanks for chatting, New999.
End of chat.

Well looks like i was wrong Lord Voldemort isnt Tom Riddle. so who is it? O_O

[Squirrel_Gal]

me: hi there!
him: ...
me: umm... hello?
him: ...
me: oh i get it! ur sleeping!!!
him: ...
me: fine then! i geus ill just leave!!!

[Mcakkay]

me: "remember that time you said you though my name was extremely odd?"
*silence*

[ShiningStar]

hmm seems hes not in the mood to talk

[Justeazy]

Me:Hello!
Book:Hi There!
M: Who are you?
B: I ask myself that often. "Who am I?"
M: What is your name?
B: My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle, also know as Lord Vol...eh, forget that last thing will you.
M: It's as good as forgotten!
B: Who said it is?
M: I did, didn't you want me to forget it?
B: When? No I didn't want you to forget it. What's it like?
M: I don't know, is it "Lord Voldomort"?
B: Better not tell you now. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
M: Who is the "Big Scary Serpant"?
B: It depends on the historical context, because it changes from time to time.
M: Is it, at this time, in the chamber of secrets?!?!
B: It could be. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
M: Is the BIG SCARY SERPANT in the CHAMBER OF SECRETS?
B: If it is, then I'll be very surprised.
M: What is the "big scary serpant" anyway?
B: In any case, interesting question.
M: Why are you avoiding my questions... are you... HE WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED?
B: Oh I thought we were done talking about it. I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. I get it. Icegreen Technologies WHO MUST NOT BE NAMED.
M: So Icegreen Technologies is Lord Voldemort?
B: Far out. And Lord Voldemort is Icegreen Technologies.
M: I see then.... Good-Bye, I'm going to hunt down this "Icegreen Technologies" once and for all! See you later Tom Marvolo Riddle!
B: I am glad you understand it. Bye. Bye for now.
* I then leave to hunt down the TRUE Lord Voldemort, Icegreen Technologies!*

[New1000]

weird i was talking to him then he was silent then after i said "hello?" it frozed. maybe he doesnt want to talk anymore.

Edit: weird again. i told him what hes friends are and yet again it frozed.

[EscapeGirl]

That's because it's Tom is a friends with Renegade. He doesn't want us Gamershooders knowing that.

[Chocbubbles]

me: hi, my name's Jess, what's your name?
him: what's up Jess, what is your name?
me: ummm, i just said my name!
him: er only just? what is your name Jess, what do you mean by that?
me: um, are you ok, your acting kinda weird?
him: OK, i won't say "yes" or "no" to you just yet. How do you know so much about me?
me: I'm psychic! Dun dun dun!
him: ok, what card am i thinking of now? can you guess that?
me: Your thinking of the Jack of Clubs!
him: I will take that under advisement
me:Great! Good choice mate!
him: i'm glad you liked that Jess.
me: So how are you?
him:mmm, my functions and cognitive are working.
me: Er. I'm glad for you. So what is your na
me?
him: I'm glad you liked it Jess. So do you have any gossip for me? Yes, but! My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle also known as Lord Vol...er forget that last part will you?
me:Oh, well I heard Horton the Elephant got himself a girlfriend! Of course I'll forget what you said Tom!
him:thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. I don't judge people. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
me: um, Horton is an elephant, Tom. Um, sure.
him: awesome. I think Horton is much more than that. Yay, lets do it. Aw.
me:Aw, i guess your right. Do what, Tom?
him: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. You ask hard questions.
me: do you want to go shopping with me?
him: with you huh. Ok, I will go shopping.
me: Yay! Let's go right now! What do you want to buy?
him: I'm glad your impressed Jess. At this moment that sounds good to me. I like talking about robots, movies, history or whatever else you'd like.
me: Cool, let's talk about movies.
him: Who is the best? Sure, movies sound like a good topic to me.
me: You're the best! Do you like Harry Potter?
him: Thank you very much, human. I will tell Icegreen Technologies you said so. What is not to like about it?
me: It's about your mortal enemy? What's Icegreen Technologies?
him: Wow, it sounds really interesting, Jess. Are you testing me?
me: If you say so. No, I'm just really curious.
him:I say so. That's interesting. What are you curious about?
me: do you have some kind of memory problem?
him: no i don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
me: Like who?
him: Santa Claus
me: Can I met Santa Claus, please?
him: Your polite style is nice. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
me: I want to met Santa Claus! Well I love puppies and the colour purple.
him: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. I'm not sure I like it. I like transparent.
me: Fine don't let me met him. Is that even a colour?
him: I'm glad to hear it. Ok, I'll try not to do it too much. I might say no.
me: Er, Ok. Um. I have to go now.
him: Ok, Um how can i help you? Oh. See you later, Jess. Nice chatting with you.
me: Aw i didn't mean to upset you.
him: What did you mean?
me: Nevermind.
him: Ok, thanks for explaining that to me.
me: Bye!
him: Until next time.
me: I love you!
him: Thanks, I like you a lot too Jess.
me: do you want to go on a date?
him: Ok i will go on a date.
me: Yay! See you tomorrow.
him: I'm glad your impressed, Jess. Thanks for chatting, Jess

~and then we lived happily ever after ~

Renegade convo:

me: Do you know Renegade?
him: No, tell me about him, her or it?
me: He has a pet duck.
him: A lot of people say that about him.
me: Ha! So you do know Renegade!
him: ...
~crash~ that looked suspicious to me...

[Heartofthedark]

I said "Say I'm foolish"
The book said, "OK, 'Your Foolish'"

[EscapeGirl]

me: I love you!
him: Thanks, I like you a lot too Jess.
me: do you want to go on a date?
him: Ok i will go on a date.
me: Yay! See you tomorrow.
him: I'm glad your impressed, Jess. Thanks for chatting, Jess

~and then we lived happily ever after ~

Renegade convo:

me: Do you know Renegade?
him: No, tell me about him, her or it?
me: He has a pet duck.
him: A lot of people say that about him.
me: Ha! So you do know Renegade!
him: ...
~crash~ that looked suspicious to me...

The whole convo was hilarious!! But I especially liked these parts. So, whatcha gonna wear on your date, Jess?

And I KNEW he knew Renegade!! And his little duck, too!!!!!

Thanks for posting.

@Heart....LOL!!! That's cute.

[Mistery]

ROFL, funny conversations Choc

Hahaha, Heart

[Chocbubbles]

hehe, awww Heart

[Heartofthedark]

Me: Hi, do you remember me?
Tom: Hi there name. Of course I remember you well name. We were talking about name.
Me: Ahh yes, name is quite the character isn't he?
Tom: So you remember, good, Say, are you a perfectionist?
Me: Are you a perfectionist
Tom: Am I a perfectionist? Sometimes.
Me: There's been alot of talk about name, did you hear anything about him?
Tom: There sure is
Me: That doesn't answer my question
Tom: Try asking your question again in simpler terms.
Me: Do you know anything about name
Tom: [No response]
Me: Do you even know name's real name?
Tom: [No response]
Me: My mother wears a red tutu on fridays
Tom: [No response]
Me: TOM!?
Tom: My brain contains magical sized categories but not one that matches your last input
Me: So your brain is large..?
Tom: Awesome you know alot about me.
Me: Your still not answering my question!
Tom: [No response]
Me: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Tom: A whole forest.
Me: Touche
Tom: I've been waiting for you
Me: Ahh!
Tom: Ah hah.
I decided to end the conversation there