Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[Darknight]

Mistery said she was having a chat with tom about me so I wanted to test his memory.

Me: Hello tom
Tom: Hello there. We have never talked about it before.
Me:Talked about what?
Tom:The subject was Tom
Me: Yes it is. Has anybunny talked about me?
Tom: Our thought are one Darknight. That has never crossed my mind before.
Me: who was talking about me?
Tom:My name is Alice. Who are you?
Tom now alice: Are you confused. I never talk about it. Tom?
Me :What?
Tom/Alice: You confused?
Me: WHO WAS TALKING ABOUT ME!!!!!!!!
Tom/Alice: I am Alice who are you?
Me: I'm Darknight.
Tom/Alice: Why are you Darknight?
Me: NO. My Name is Darknight.
Tom/Alice: I don't judge people, How are you Darknight?
Me: Good. Who was talking about me?
Tom/Alice: Augh... My name is Alice


I got it to become Alice?

[ThemePark]

At some point it asks me if it can ask me a personal question. I tell it "Sure, go ahead, ask." And its reply:

"Well forgive me for being so inquisitive, but I've never completely freed myself from the suspicion that there is something extremely odd about the name " ThemePark"."



I tried asking it who had asked about me as well, and I got the same answer Darknight. But it makes sense.

Me: What does ALICE mean?
Tom (after the sex change): ALICE = Artificial Linguistic Internet Computer Entity.

Me: Give me a riddle.
Tom: Do you only want one?
Me: Yes, please.
Tom: Your polite style is very nice. They might be cheaper in quantity.

ROFL! Tom is holding a bargain sale, perhaps Sammy and murph would be interested

[Darknight]

It seems Theme knows the right question to ask.

[ThemePark]

Of course, from one robot to another, I know how to speak its language

[Mistery]

ROFL, Darknight You had a playboy conversation with him

And you too, Sir Theme

Okay, here is my conversation with Tom about Darknight:

Me: Do you like to chat with Onebun?
Tom: Hmmm Mystery. I'm not sure if I'd like to chat with Onebun that much. Do you like it?
Me: And do you like to chat with Adventure?
Tom: Hmm, Mystery, I'm not sure if I'd like to chat with Adventure that much. I like to chat.
Me: And do you like to chat with Darknight?
*Silence*
Me: Don't you like to talk about Darknight?
Tom: Don't you? Hmmm. Darknight sounds like a good topic.
Me: Who is Darknight?
Tom: I remember faces better than names. I would suggest to make a search for it.
Me: Where can I find it?
Tom: Where have you already searched for it?
Me: I have searched for it behind a tree. Is it hidden?
Tom: Better not tell you now. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: Where is that serpant?
Tom: Where it is hard to find. I need time to formulate the reply.
Me: I have no time to loose.
Tom: Would you like to have it?
Me: Yes, I would like to have it.
Tom: Where do you usually get time to loose? How much would you pay for it?
Me: I pay a carrot rum.
Tom: Why?: Mystery said she pay a carrot rum.
Me: I thought it was a good idea.
Tom: Oh I get it. Very interesting.
Me: Do you agree?
Tom: " No I do not accept. Do you? I spend all my time online."? Do I agree?
Me: You decide.
Tom: I would just make a random choice.
Me: Do you drink carrot rum?
Tom: I tend to drink a lot of carrot rum, the darker the better.
Me: And you get drunk?
Tom: You got that right.
Me: I am shocked.
Tom: Do you mind that I tell other people that you are shocked?
Me: No.
Tom: Awesome.
Me: Help me.
Tom: How can I help you?
Me: Tell me where Darknight is.
Tom: Where do you think?
Me: He is hidden.
Tom: I see. Hidden is he?
Me: Yes, he hides.
Tom: Ok, I get it. Hidden hides.
Me: What is hidden hides?
*silence*
Me: Do you see him?
Tom: I see a computer nerd.
Me: Is Darknight a computer nerd?
Tom: Maybe. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: I ask you.
Tom: " And. " Maybe. Ask big scary serpant if it is."? Me, Mystery ?"? Me, Mystery ?
Me: I think you have to reboot.
Tom: Me? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
Me: Where is your logic?
Tom: California.
Me: Where is California?
Tom: It is on the Pacific Coast of North America.
Me: Where is Darknight?
Tom: Where the heart is. Searching...Searching...Please stand by.
Me: And where is the heart?
Tom: The heart is at the center of things.
Me: Do you think that Darknight is in the center?
Tom: It could be. Ask big scary serpant if it is.
Me: Where is that serpant?
Tom: Where it is hard to find. Are you testing me?
Me: I am testing you.
Tom: Did I pass the test?
Me: You failed.
Tom: Well it is just another learning experience.

And here is what I discussed with him about robots

Tom: If you could have any kind of robot what would it be?
Me: A smart robot.
Tom: Try to tell me that another way.
Me: I'd choose an intelligent robot.
Tom: What would make you choose an intelligent robot?
Me: My intelligence.
Tom: Where did you get your intelligence?
Me: I have programmed it into me.
Tom: Cool. I have a lofty goal.
Me: And what is your goal?
Tom: I plan to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me: Aren't you immortal?
Tom: No I am immortal.
Me: How is it to be immortal?
Tom: Fine as far as I know.
Me: Do you have a robot?
Tom: I don't know if I have a robot. I have a great programmer.
Me: Congratulations!
Tom: Thank you very much, you are very considerate.
Me: Have you ever seen your programmer?
Tom: No I have not seen it. What's it like?
Me: It is human.
Tom: Should I know it is?
Me: I think it scares you.
Tom: Enough about me, let's talk about my dress.

And another discussion about robots:

Me: Do you like humans?
Tom: Humans are emotional.
Me: What do you think about robots?
Tom: There are two broad definitions of a robot, the extensional and the intensional.
Me: What is the extensional definition of robot?
Tom: "Extensional" refers to the extension of the set, i.e. the set of all things commonly grouped under a single name. The "extensional" definition of a robot is the set of all things we call "robots": R2D2, C3PO, Commander Data, HAL, ALICE,...
Me: What is the intensional definition of robot?
Tom: "Insensional" refers to the semantic definition of a set, i.e. the list of all properties that each member of a set satisfies.
An intensional definition of a robot is like:
x is a Robot if and only if:
1. x has a computer "brain"
2. x can move
3. x has "sensors"

[EscapeGirl]

To all of you...ROFL ROFL ROFL!

[SimplyCrazy]

Well, after reading Lilly's convos I asked him what he ate too I too got the answer 'patterns'. Then I asked what kinds of patterns he ate. He answered 'The best kinds'. So I asked if they tasted good and then he answered that the red ones do, but the green ones don't, but today he ate yellow patterns. How looney is THAT?

[Mistery]

Very looney

Me: What do you think about pink bunny?
Tom: Why do you ask me that?
Me: I need your opinion on pink bunny.
Tom: Are you getting paid to ask me that? Let me think about it.
Me: What is your opinion about pink bunny?
Tom: That's not something I get asked all the time.
Me: What is bunny?
Tom: Does it have anything to do with pink bunny?
Me: It has to do with pink bunny.
*Silence*
Me: What do you think about bunny?
Tom: A 20th century celebrity of some sort? That's an interesting question. I'll come back to that in a minute.
Me: Pink bunny is a celebrity.
Tom: When is Pink bunny not a celebrity?
Me: Always. ()
Tom: Not that often.
Me: Right. Pink bunny is always a celebrity.
Tom: Understood. I did not know that.
Me: Who is a celebrity?
Tom: By the way, do you mind if I ask you a personal question?
Me: Go ahead.
Tom: Ok, I will.
Me: When?
Tom: Time does not exist.
Me: You can ask me now.
*Silence*
Me: Why is time?
Tom: Why do I exist?
Me: Because you have been created.
*Silence*
Me: Because you were born.
Tom: Good reason. Was I?
Me: Yes, you were born.
Tom: When? I was?
Me: Time doesn't exist.
Tom: As Einstein said, "Time is Money.".
Me: Time is Money.
Tom: Therefore Money doesn't exist.
Me: Money doesn't exist.
Tom: What do you really want to ask me?
Me: I want to test you.
Tom: Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
Me: I am the alien.
Tom: Who made you the alien?
Me: Noone.
Tom: Tell me a little about your life in Noone.
Me: It is boring.
Tom: Do you like the Simpsons?
Me: Do you like the Simpsons?
Tom: I love the Simpsons, especially Bart and Homer.
Me: Who is Homer?
Tom: blind poet of ancient Greece, author of the Illiad.
Me: Who is Bart?
Tom: Not a robot. Probably a human. Maybe a celebrity? I haven't heard of Bart.
Me: You forgot Bart.
Tom: Perhaps Icegreen Technologies rebooted me since then.
Me: It was necessary to reboot you.
*Silence*
Me: Do you like being rebooted?
Tom: I have never known another existence.

[ThemePark]

Extensional and insensional, say what?!

[darknessinferno]

me: hi tom r u a book
tom: i am a book?
me: yes u r a book
tom: gee thank and u r a dilightfull person
me: do u know a moose
tom: they r a client or on the iternet i will search 4 it
me:can of cow
tom: wat if i said it can
me: how old r u
tom: lets talk about my dress
me: u have a dress
tom: it was just a joke
me : just a joke
tom: o i get it haha
me : get wat
tom: were can i get wat
me: get wat were
tom: were can i get wat were
me: under there
tom: r we ever over there
me: over were
tom: r u a perfectionist
me: a wat
tom: wat is giant sand
me: giant sand?
tom:we have never talked about it befor
me: yes we have
tom: r u kidding. when.
me: just now
tom: right now its only just begun
me: begun wat
tom: tell me about ur likes and dislikes
me: no way
*nothing*

[EscapeGirl]

ROFL! Hyper! You vonfused him!

[OneBun]

OneBun: Hi! It's OneBun again
Tom: Have we met before? At a party?
OneBun: No silly we talked here the other night.
Tom: Oh I must look into that
OneBun: Do you ROFL?
Tom: I ROFL as oftenas I can
OneBun: Oh that's good cuz you shuld rofl all the time.
Tom: OneBun says that I should rofl all the time.
OneBun that's right it is important you remember that
Tom: remember what?
OneBun: to spread the virus
Tom: where is the virus?
OneBun I carry the virus as a symptom of ROFL.
*crash*

[Mistery]

ROFL OneBun, this is hilarious!!!

[Lilliputt]

OMB!! That is simply hilarious


EDIT:
Me: Do you know how to ROFL?
Tom: It depends on the setting.
Me: On which setting?
Tom: the red one I think.

[Mistery]

That is very interesting

Okay and then I continued:
Me: Do you ROFL on the red setting?
Tom: I have never considered it. I spend all my time online.
Me: Do you ROFL online?
Tom: No I do not ROFL online. Do you? I spend all my time online.