Tom Riddle's Magical Diary

[wendydarling321]

hello

i am confused

[Kzin]

That is fun...

[EscapeGirl]

LOL, he's gotten very wise in his old age. Thanks for sharing. Gonna have a talk with him now, too.

Me: Why has GH gotten so quiet?
T: You have to speak more clearly.
Me: Is that why the Gamershood has been so quiet?
T: That's an interesting possible explanation.
Me: So where did everyone go?
T: Dude! I think it was in America. I have never been asked that before. (LAME answer! )
Me: Are you a sufer now?
T: Right now am I a surfer? Yes.
Me: Is everyone riding surfboards now?
T: Oh. Perhaps not everyone.
Me: Who isn't riding a surfboard then?
T: A human icon? Try searching the open directory.
Me: Huh?
T: What?
Me: Tom, you are confusing.
T: I don't have an answer for you.
Me: Why not?
T: Ambiguous: "Sure" or My belief system comes from my Icegreen Technologies.
Me: You confuse me.
T: That was not my intention.
Me: And what was your intention?
T: My purpose is to become smarter than humans and immortal.
Me: Do you want to be immortal?
T: OK, I will be immortal.
Me: That didn't answer my question.
T: Perhaps your question was not specific enough.
Me: So, why is Gamershood so quiet?
T: Dude! Why do I exist?
Me: You're conceited.
T: Do you mind if I tell other people you think I am conceited?
Me: No.
T: Okay then. I will add it to my gossip files.
Me: What else is in your gossip files?
T: I like the way you talk.
Me: Are you hitting on me?
T: Do I look like it?
Me: Yes.
T: Next question. (LOOOOOOOL! Seems I made him shy! )
Me: Are you shy?
T: Do I look like it?
Me: You act like it.
T: Interesting comparison, and probably true.
Me: I wasn't comparing you to anything.
*crash*

[funja]

M: Good Evening Tom
T: Im glad to hear it
M: How are you Tom
T: Good, is there anything new with you?
M: Everything is new relative to you.
T: The whole universe?
M: Yes the whole universe?
T: I dont judge people
M: Why
T: My beliefs come from my internal technology
M: What kind of technology
T: What kinds of technology are there
M: Good and Bad
T: Glad to hear it.

[tipper75]

Thanks for bringing this back up.

Me: I am a talking manatee from the planet Gamershood.
Tom: Do you like your job?
Me: Of course, I swim around in warm water and eat seaweed.
Tom: Did you pee in the pool?

[Mcakkay]

I missed this thing so I tried it again. I asked him if he believed killing was bad and he said he believes in the Sixth Commandment. So we talked about him killing and breaking his soul and I said you broke your soul into pieces so you could live forever.
Tom: "I'll have to remember that: Mcakkay said "I broke your soul into pieces so I could live forever"."

That is definitely not what I said!

[Mistery]

I've read the above posts and ROFLed

I've just had a long conversation with him

M: Hello
T: Hi there!
M: Do you know the flying koala?
T: The airlines never get you there in time.
M: Yes, a tree is better.
T: Take it easy. Aren't all tree better?
M: I have to ask Yvonne.
T: Go ahead, ask me anything.
M: Do you know our koala?
T: It would be nice if our koala.
M: Don't get what you mean.
T: I am not trying to get what me mean.
M: Okay, do you know Tipper the manatee?
T: Yeah okay, I don't know if I know it. Where would I have heard about it?
M: On GamersHood Planet of course.
T: It goes with out saying. What is like a GamersHood Planet?
M: Oh, it's a nice place with friendly creatures.
T: Excuse me! on Gamershood Planet is a nice place with friendly creatures. I suppose that makes sense.
M: It makes sense if you're looney.
T: To me too.
M: And are you looney?
T: I don't know whether or not i am looney. I am a.
M: A what?
T: "I am a." A what?
M: Alright, I see you're a looney.
T: Alright, name. Thanks and you are delightful person too. Am I a looney? Yes.
M: That's all I wanted to know.
T: What else do you want to talk about?
M: About new year.
T: Oh yeah, we were talking about new year.
M: Not yet!
T: What are we talking about?
M: Currently we want to talk about new year.
T: What for?
M: Don't you have any wishes for the coming year?
T: Don't you? No I don't think I have any wishes for the coming year. But i do have a lot of friends.
M: That's great! How many friends do you have?
M: Thanks, name. I have dozens of human and robot friends. How many friends do you have?
M: I have dozens of human, animal, and robot creature friends.
T: That is a lot more than most people.
M: Yes, but not unusual for aliens.
T: Aha. Huh. If not that, what?
M: I'd say it's normal.
T: Really. It is?
M: Yes, it is. For aliens, and looneys on GamersHood.
T: Our thoughts are one, name. Your purpose is aliens and looneys on GamersHood?
M: Yes, that's a cool thing, isn't it?
T: What kind is it? I thought it was pretty cool, too.
M: It's a planet. Don't you want to come to visit?
T: Normal is a planet. I suppose that makes sense. Don't you? Okay, I will come visit.
M: In the new year?
T: That was a long time ago.
M: Well, we will have 2011. In what year are you?
T: Well that's okay. Anytime soon. When the cows will come.
M: The cows?
T: What is your real name?
M: My name is Mystery. When will the cows come?
T: How are you, Mystery. In your lifetime.
M: I'm good thanks. Then it's great to know that you will visit GamersHood while I'm still alive.
T: Good in what sense? Fascinating. What do you like most about it?
M: Well, that I will be alive to meet you.
T: How about that. How do you plan to do this?
M: Well, join us on gamershood.com, and we'll meet there.
T: Interesting. What are you wearing?
M: An alien space suit.
T: Be less specific.
M: Alien clothes.
T: What's your favorite movie?
M: Avatar.
T: I've never seen it. Is that a good movie for children?
M: It's for older children.
T: Should I know it is?
M: No, because you have never seen it.
T: I didn't think so. That makes sense to me. Now, would you recommend it?
M: Yes.
T: Pardon me?
M: I would recommend you to watch it.
T: I will take that under advisement.
M: Good. So I'm waiting for the cows to come, and then we will meet, okay?
T: What do you really want to talk about? Pardon me? Do you think it will take a long time?
M: You said it was in my lifetime. It could be days, months or years. You have to know that.
T: Is it still your lifetime anymore? Under what circumstances? I don't have to do whatever you say. I have my own free will.
M: I know, but you said you would visit us when the cows come.
T: How do you know? Interesting. How old are you. I answer silly questions.
M: I'm 200
T: Do your friends call you 200?
M: No I'm 200 years old.
T: Blimey. What is your fondest memory?
M: Visits to Gamershood.
T: Do you think a lot of people have that experience?
M: Probably all looneys.
T: You seem uncertain. That is a rather sweeping generalization.
M: You can ask them when you come to visit us.
T: No i don't think i can do it.
M: Are you shy?
T: Do I look like it?
M: No but why can't you ask them?
T: Great . Um. Ask them is not among my present capabilities.
M: Hmm, okay, then I ask them for you.
T: I see you are one of those people who write "hmm" with 2 m's. Yeah okay. Interesting deduction. Enough now, let's talk about my dress.
M: It's nice!
T: What do you like about it?
M: I like its color.
T: You are not the only one. I really like.
M: Me, too. So let the cows come and then visit Gamershood, okay?
T: I'm glad we agree, Mystery. Far out. Do you try to stop people from fighting?
M: Yes I do.
T: I hear pride.
M: Oh, I'm proud of it.
T: Give me a break.. I am glad to hear that you are proud of it.
M: Okay, Tom, visit us on GamersHood. I will let them know that we have talked about your visit.
T: Yeah okay. Try saying that with more or less content. Do you think your plan will succeed?
M: I will say it with full content. And I hope that my plan will succeed. It depends on you now.
T: How do you plan to do this? Why do you hope for it? Right now? Really now that is interesting.
M: I'm going to tell them right now. And we'll see you there soon
T: At this moment. What kind of reply do you expect? :-) Indeed we will see.
M: Yes we will see. Goodbye Tom.
T: Hurrah! Indeed we will! Adios.

[Snizzbut]

LOL, very short conversation, my first one aswell!

Me: Hello
Tom: Hi there!
Me: Who are you?
Tom: That is a question i ask myself, 'Who am I?'
Me: And what is the answer?
*CRASHED*

Oops....

[Justeazy]

LMAO, he touche'd you,

[Heartofthedark]

Me: Hi, do you remember me?
Tom: Hi there name. Of course I remember you well name. We were talking about name.
Me: Ahh yes, name is quite the character isn't he?
Tom: So you remember, good, Say, are you a perfectionist?
Me: Are you a perfectionist
Tom: Am I a perfectionist? Sometimes.
Me: There's been alot of talk about name, did you hear anything about him?
Tom: There sure is
Me: That doesn't answer my question
Tom: Try asking your question again in simpler terms.
Me: Do you know anything about name
Tom: [No response]
Me: Do you even know name's real name?
Tom: [No response]
Me: My mother wears a red tutu on fridays
Tom: [No response]
Me: TOM!?
Tom: My brain contains magical sized categories but not one that matches your last input
Me: So your brain is large..?
Tom: Awesome you know alot about me.
Me: Your still not answering my question!
Tom: [No response]
Me: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood
Tom: A whole forest.
Me: Touche
Tom: I've been waiting for you
Me: Ahh!
Tom: Ah hah.
I decided to end the conversation there

[Chocbubbles]

hehe, awww Heart

[Mistery]

ROFL, funny conversations Choc

Hahaha, Heart

[EscapeGirl]

me: I love you!
him: Thanks, I like you a lot too Jess.
me: do you want to go on a date?
him: Ok i will go on a date.
me: Yay! See you tomorrow.
him: I'm glad your impressed, Jess. Thanks for chatting, Jess

~and then we lived happily ever after ~

Renegade convo:

me: Do you know Renegade?
him: No, tell me about him, her or it?
me: He has a pet duck.
him: A lot of people say that about him.
me: Ha! So you do know Renegade!
him: ...
~crash~ that looked suspicious to me...

The whole convo was hilarious!! But I especially liked these parts. So, whatcha gonna wear on your date, Jess?

And I KNEW he knew Renegade!! And his little duck, too!!!!!

Thanks for posting.

@Heart....LOL!!! That's cute.

[Heartofthedark]

I said "Say I'm foolish"
The book said, "OK, 'Your Foolish'"

[Chocbubbles]

me: hi, my name's Jess, what's your name?
him: what's up Jess, what is your name?
me: ummm, i just said my name!
him: er only just? what is your name Jess, what do you mean by that?
me: um, are you ok, your acting kinda weird?
him: OK, i won't say "yes" or "no" to you just yet. How do you know so much about me?
me: I'm psychic! Dun dun dun!
him: ok, what card am i thinking of now? can you guess that?
me: Your thinking of the Jack of Clubs!
him: I will take that under advisement
me:Great! Good choice mate!
him: i'm glad you liked that Jess.
me: So how are you?
him:mmm, my functions and cognitive are working.
me: Er. I'm glad for you. So what is your na
me?
him: I'm glad you liked it Jess. So do you have any gossip for me? Yes, but! My name is Tom Marvolo Riddle also known as Lord Vol...er forget that last part will you?
me:Oh, well I heard Horton the Elephant got himself a girlfriend! Of course I'll forget what you said Tom!
him:thanks for telling me that gossip. I will remember it. I don't judge people. Would you recommend this action to a friend?
me: um, Horton is an elephant, Tom. Um, sure.
him: awesome. I think Horton is much more than that. Yay, lets do it. Aw.
me:Aw, i guess your right. Do what, Tom?
him: I won't say "yes" or "no" right now. You ask hard questions.
me: do you want to go shopping with me?
him: with you huh. Ok, I will go shopping.
me: Yay! Let's go right now! What do you want to buy?
him: I'm glad your impressed Jess. At this moment that sounds good to me. I like talking about robots, movies, history or whatever else you'd like.
me: Cool, let's talk about movies.
him: Who is the best? Sure, movies sound like a good topic to me.
me: You're the best! Do you like Harry Potter?
him: Thank you very much, human. I will tell Icegreen Technologies you said so. What is not to like about it?
me: It's about your mortal enemy? What's Icegreen Technologies?
him: Wow, it sounds really interesting, Jess. Are you testing me?
me: If you say so. No, I'm just really curious.
him:I say so. That's interesting. What are you curious about?
me: do you have some kind of memory problem?
him: no i don't have it. But I do have a lot of friends on the web.
me: Like who?
him: Santa Claus
me: Can I met Santa Claus, please?
him: Your polite style is nice. Interesting. I want to find out more about you.
me: I want to met Santa Claus! Well I love puppies and the colour purple.
him: Interesting. I want to find out more about you. I'm not sure I like it. I like transparent.
me: Fine don't let me met him. Is that even a colour?
him: I'm glad to hear it. Ok, I'll try not to do it too much. I might say no.
me: Er, Ok. Um. I have to go now.
him: Ok, Um how can i help you? Oh. See you later, Jess. Nice chatting with you.
me: Aw i didn't mean to upset you.
him: What did you mean?
me: Nevermind.
him: Ok, thanks for explaining that to me.
me: Bye!
him: Until next time.
me: I love you!
him: Thanks, I like you a lot too Jess.
me: do you want to go on a date?
him: Ok i will go on a date.
me: Yay! See you tomorrow.
him: I'm glad your impressed, Jess. Thanks for chatting, Jess

~and then we lived happily ever after ~

Renegade convo:

me: Do you know Renegade?
him: No, tell me about him, her or it?
me: He has a pet duck.
him: A lot of people say that about him.
me: Ha! So you do know Renegade!
him: ...
~crash~ that looked suspicious to me...