new sayings/words

[gh1]

what does Ayuh! mean?

[humphryboop]

I don't know ask Dardrix

[Heartofthedark]

"Get off the chesterfield and eat your poutine. If your going outside wear your tuque and don't get hurt playing shinny. Oh and take these toonies and get my a Twenty-sixer, a Two-four and a mickey eh!"

Surprisingly i understood that perfectly without looking at the answer guess its one of those Canadian things

[Lilliputt]

"A morning without coffee is like something .... uh... without somethig else "

[New1000]

"Loophead" Meaning: a person with a small circle on there head.

[Lilliputt]

"Some people drink from the fountain of knowledge, others just gurgle."

[RBS]

He is so old when he was in school history class was looking out the window.

[Lilliputt]

"It’s so simple to be wise. Just think of something stupid to say and then don’t say it."

[maureen.clayton]

I say m33 insted of me

[gh1]

Out and about(the Canadian way eh!)

[SimplyCrazy]

I made this, but I still think it's kinda funny ^^

"How cheesy can you get before your name is Gouda?"

[New1000]

A chicken head is better then 2 heads.

You might have 2 legs but put a stick beneath em and you get 62! 62!

Roses are red
Violets are blue
This damn poem
Is stinkier then you!

[funja]

i always thought there were alot of funny chinese proverbs here are two of my favorite

war does not determine who is right war determin who is left

man who stand on toilet is high on pot

and one more

crowded elevator smell different to midget

[midnight]

I have my own sayings... Like "Holy shىtaki mushrooms" or "zut" (d@mn in french) or I say "Woopti-diddily-freakin'-doo"

[gh1]

ne pas manger la neige yellow

Don't eat jaune snow