Funny language swap

[invincible]

ok heres how to do it:
http://translate.google.com/translate_t (use this or any other online translator to translate)


Rules (added by moderation):
Person 1: posts English sentence and the language he likes to see it translated to.
Person 2: translates it with the link which is posted in the thread or another translator.
Person 3: translates it back to English; posts a new sentence and also posts the new language you want this sentence translated into.


person 1german) welcome to the something of something land, here we are going to crash a panda into a house!

Person 2:Willkommen auf der etwas von etwas Land, hier werden wir zum Absturz bringen ein Panda in ein Haus!

Person 3:Welcome to the little bit of country, we are here to crash a panda into a house!


sometimes it doesnt work but the words change so this is the thread where you find out

so the first person posts a sentence, try to make it a atleast 25 words please! and tells the next person what to translate it to. he next person translates it and then the last person gets the translated speech and turns it back to english and it might appear different

i will start
escape the bat cat flew to scotland on an arangatang and met an evil panda
(translate to russian)

[New1000]

побега битой кот полетел в Шотландию на arangatang и встретился зла панд

[humphryboop]

(FRENCH) hello, I like cake
Have you ever eaten bright purple cheese?

(xD)

[old biker]

bonjour ,j'aime du gateau
tu a deja manger du fromage clair pourpre ?

[Crimsonthread]

I think you're supposed to translate it back to English after you translate it to another language...

The Russian translates back to "you izbeubegite bat, is which tomcat it flew to met Scotland on orangutan and most evil panda"

The French: "I like cake you has already to eat clear cheese crimson"

Now translate this into Italian: "I like to drink coffee in the morning, but I'm usually too lazy to make it."

[New1000]

Mi piace bere il caffè la mattina, ma sono di solito troppo pigro per renderla

[SimplyCrazy]

Now translate this into Italian: "I like to drink coffee in the morning, but I'm usually too lazy to make it."

Amo bere il caffè nella mattina, ma sono di solito troppo pigro di farlo

Back to english:
I love to drink the coffee in the morning, but I am of habit too lazy of to do it

Translate this to japanese and back:
Whenever I open my mouth, people close theirs, but when I open my mind they talk to me.

[Mistery]

(the 2nd person just translates it to the target language, and the 3rd person translates it back to English according to the rules )

Here is your sentence in Japanese:
私が私の口、人々を彼等の物近く開けるが時はいつでも、私が私の心を開けるとき私に話す。

Now someone translate it back to English; and post the next English sentence and the language in which it should be translated

[SimplyCrazy]

Sorry, I misunderstood

[someguy]

I was in my mouth, people close to open their goods at any time, I will open my heart when I speak.

Greek: sometimes I feel as though nobody will listen to me, and there for I feel lonely.
But other times, all people do is pay attention to me, and frankly, that scares me.

[SimplyCrazy]

Μερικές φορές αισθάνομαι σαν κανένας δεν θα ακούσει με, και εκεί για αισθάνομαι μόνος. Αλλά άλλοι χρόνοι, όλοι οι άνθρωποι κάνουν είναι προσοχή αμοιβής σε με, και ειλικρινά, ότι τρόμοι εγώ

[invincible]

Sometimes I feel like nobody will listen to, and there I am alone. But other times, all people do is pay attention to me, and frankly, that I tromoi

(spannish)
I like toast that has been dipped in butter and has been made by using cat hair and cat food!

[Chocbubbles]

Me gusta brindis que se ha sumergido en mantequilla y se han realizado mediante el uso de pelo de gato y gatos!

[Justeazy]

I like toast that has been dipped in butter and have been performed using hair cat and dogs!


Thank your magical smelly cheese fish, for without it i cannot thank it for doing absolutely nothing but rotting!
(Japanese)

[pratik732006]

魔法のような悪臭のチーズ魚に感謝して、私にそれを行うことに感謝することはできませんしかし、何も確実に 腐って！