King/Queen of the hill

[Clank]

Gives Animal some Dog Poison *cough cough* it sends her to sleep and i then put her in a cardboard box and put the box in the unbreakable cage

I do the same to Yoshi but with yoshi poison and i use a vault instead of a cardboard box

I rule

[2 Tails]

*Gets a warthog and makes animal drive into a large chocolate bar and gets my cookies
back*

ME KING!

[Animal Dragon]

mmmm... chocolate
(how did i get out of the thing that geo said? and y cardboard box?, oh well)

grab both geo and yoshi by the ears and put them on the naughty step

I Rule

[2 Tails]

*Calls Sparky and makes him carry animal and other out*

LOL ME KING BABY!

[Clank]

I get off the naught step and send animal to dogs trust to get a lethal vaccine

I rule

[2 Tails]

*Gets a net and tangles Geo in it*

ME KING!

[Mcakkay]

kidnaps your pet Sparky and holds him ransom til I can take over the hill

Queen

[2 Tails]

*Sparky kidnaps you*

Me king!

[someguy]

I tell sparky that you don't want him anymore, and he leaves forever.
You go to look for him, and I take over the hill.

I am King.

[Clank]

I brainwash you all into thinking that you are all squirells

I rule

[Animal Dragon]

i come back with a dog jag in my arms that has made me super strong and pick u all up and put u all in one big unbreakable cage with one bed which u all fight over

I rule

[2 Tails]

*Sparky comes back and bites Someguy*

ME KING

[Animal Dragon]

i put sparky in the cage with u's all

I still Rule

[someguy]

I open the cage and stick you in it, and then put many fire/dragon/sparkyproof padlocks on it.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

fine! i use my pickpocketing skills to steal the key off u then i walk out and stick u in with even more and better locks

I Rule