King/Queen of the hill

[2 Tails]

Oh yeah lassie?

*Throws a 2000 ton cannon ball far enough to reach a black hole and animal follows*

Lassie,don't know da way.

[Animal Dragon]

aye laddie, the wee beastie went up the hill!
i wasn't even in control o the hill!

i pick yoshi up as if he were a caber and throw him into that black hole

I rule

[2 Tails]

*Black hole wraps me back*
Lassie,TIMEBLAZING FORGOT?!

*Throws Animal into the baby pit with her dragon with wings clipped for 50 lunar years
60 human years 70 dragon year 80 Yoshi years 90 Umbreon years*

ME KING LASSIE!
LADDIES RULE.

[Animal Dragon]

oi! y r u speaking in that kinda scottish tounge again?

i send highland coos and sheep after u, c ya in a few million years

I Rule

[2 Tails]

Oi,Lassie!

*Makes ANimal eat sheep's heart and runs away to the baby pit*

ME KING LADDIES.

[Animal Dragon]

sheep heart? have u ever met a scottish stomach? we could eat the whole sheep and a coo

gives yoshi some haggis but because he isn't completly scottish he cant stomach the stuff in sheep intestines

I RUle

[2 Tails]

*eats he stuff animal give me*

OH yeah,Lassie?

*Sparky plays with animal until the baby pit is near then animal falls then she floats down a river*

[someguy]

I challenge yoshi to a drinking contest, and since I'm Irish and German, I win and he stumbles off of the hill.

I am King.

[2 Tails]

Irish?!

Scotsman are better laddie!

*Throws someguy into the baby pit where he cannot escape then has animal's fate*

[someguy]

and german, don't forget it.
I figure out that this is all an illusion to scare me, so I just get out, and you have to figure out some other clever plan to get rid of us, so I take over the hill.

I am King.

[Animal Dragon]

for god sake!
i challenge u to see who has better family history and since my family has a castle in england i win!

I RULE!

[2 Tails]

O.o a Castle?!

*Sparky pees on the castle than animal runs off the hill*

ME KING LADDIE

[Animal Dragon]

aye, thats what i said

i tell sparky off and ground u
I RULE

[someguy]

Ha, I don't believe in god. I'm Athiest.
After hearing this, you go find a priest from your religion to try to convert me, and I take over the hill.

[2 Tails]

OI!

*Sparky bites you on the hand I escape taking the hill while you fell down the baby pit*

ME KING LASSIE!

*Plays with Sparky*