King/Queen of the hill

[Animal Dragon]

i dig a hole right under u and u fall into it and i refill it

i rule

[Clank]

I tell you an unfunny joke and you die! LOL so random


I rule

[Animal Dragon]

not really random, my denial makes u run off to think another unfunny joke

I Rule

[RBS]

I send my friend Jim the talking Giraffe over to the hill. He starts talking about his sore throat on and on until you throw up your arms and run off in tears of boredom.

I crawl up his neck and rule.

[Animal Dragon]

i live boredom
i give u an exclusive ticket to u that takes u too boredom but i folded the ticket in a way that it says " not boring" and u only find out ur goin to boredom when ur trapped on the plane

I Rule

[Justeazy]

I tell you that the secret to defeating Galbitorix is at the bottom of the hill. Too bad you only find out it's a lie after you get down.


I Rule!

[Animal Dragon]

i run back up and throw 3 triangles in a fit of rage

I Rule

[Justeazy]

I take your santa hat and you go to look for it.

I RULE!

[Animal Dragon]

i take u to alien wars and scare the beejebus out of u

I Rule

[Justeazy]

I use a cardboard cutout to take my spot in waiting in line for the 4th book in the inheritence cycle while wait in line yourself! (I CANT WAIT!!!!!)

I Rule!

[Animal Dragon]

(that can't be out for ages, when is it out?)
i steal all the copies of the inheritance cycle and lock it in the arches where there r aliens!

I Rule

[Justeazy]

Mistery gives me an advance copy, and I threated you by spoiling the ending!

I rule!

[Animal Dragon]

my friend would do that anyway
i burn ur copy

I Rule

[1momomo124]

i tell you that santa is handing out your gifts now and you leave

i am queen

[Animal Dragon]

where?
i run past u so fast u faint and when i come back i take over the hill while ur still faint

I rule