King/Queen of the hill

[2 Tails]

I throw a spider at you then you scream an run off.


King me.

[Lausco]

I come back wearing a special spider repellent outfit!! I tell you that I have heard that they are building a arena down the road and they are looking for dogs to do the olympic doggy paddle... You run off to claim your place knowing you will win because you have two tails.. I am queen!!

[2 Tails]

*I throw a Scorpion instead and you run off*

I am the king.

[Lausco]

LOL

I bribe a LOT of monkeys with bananas to help me, they come and we surround the hill we all count to 30 and then throw tomatoes at you, you run off to shower! I am queen!!

[2 Tails]

(Fox can clean themselves.)
I make a "Primates Prohibited" law. Then I use my Quilava,"Kohala" as a spy then when you see him.You pick him up and he get angry and your drop him and run and he uses
Flame wheel on your throne and runs off.

I am king.

[gh1]

*asks 2Tails for the hill* Thanks 2Tails!

come and get it Lausco

[Lausco]

grabs it from gh1 whilst he is busy doing hangman lol

haha see what I did there lol

I am queen!!

[gh1]

nah i caught you taking it cause i am watching tv and came here first as well..... it was the latest post on the homepage lol

hehe

*turns you into a butterfly and catches you with a net then puts you in a bottle*

I wear the crown

[Lausco]

Drink the super strength potion I had under my wing and break the bottle, (just call me popeye the butterfly lol), then I break the bottle! I find a fairy who turns me back and then she turns you into a ladybug. I put you in my ladybug box and now I am queen!!

[2 Tails]

I challage you to a double pokemon battle then you lose and run off crying to your mom.

I win the crown.

[Lausco]

I realise that I need to be strang and beat the force that is 2 Tails! I have a few rocky montage training moments then I come back. I win the next battle and you walk into the distance giving the impression that you will be back dun dun duuuuhhhhh. I am queen!!

[RBS]

I borrow a catapult from an arcade game and start flinging frozen chickens in your direction. You try to call the police saying a bank robber is attacking you with deadly birds and they laugh and hang up. You fear being poultryized to oblivion and run off to safety. I return the catapult and come back as...

the King.

[Lausco]

I bring back a beautiful fairy who hypnotises you with her beauty, you stare at her in awe.. Then she turns you into a chicken! We take you to the police weapons department and they lock you in a store room. I go back and I am queen!!

[2 Tails]

I put a sign that says "Lausco is a brunette!" she cries off to her momma.

I AM DA KING FOREVER.

[Lausco]

:rofl-smile:

*dye hair brunette* run up behind two tails and push him off *quickly dyes hair back* and rules as the blondiest queen there ever was!!