King/Queen of the hill

[tpittman-11]

*tells Animal that her dental plan has expired, now her teeth will rott away with the chocolate, so she runs ! *

King.
and btw, AD, Im a guy

[Animal Dragon]

i dont like teeth
*tells tpitt that there is a hockey game on and their giving away free lasangue 2km that way*

Queen

i guessed that,

[tpittman-11]

*realizes there is no chocolate or lasagne, I get a huge laser and cut the hill in half. AD falls, I duct tape the hill back together and sit proudly on top*

King.

poor, poor hill. it endures so much of our foolishness!

[Animal Dragon]

*runs at elf speed to the other side of the world and fills a hockey stadium with lasagne, then runs back and tell pitt about it, then is sit onto mounching on some chocolate*

Queen

ano

[Squirrel_Gal]

tell AD that im launching a choclit meteor into orbit, but realy i eat th choclit and launch a rock. she shoots of to train at NASA to go find it. she'll never figure that one out!!!


ding dong the queen she lives

[tpittman-11]

*Puts down 'Moby Dick' in a far away place and watches squirrel run to it.*

I AM the king

[Animal Dragon]

*i ride into outer space on my dragon then throw the rock down and it hits pitt on the head knocking him out, my dragon picks him up and drops him in a loch*

Queen

[tpittman-11]

*Puts AD's dragon in a chokehold and forces it to carry AD away*

Long live the king. Until the next post

[Animal Dragon]

how did ur arms get around her neck
*i poke pitt's arms which are now red raw because of the dragon scales, and he goes running off crying about the pain in his arms*

Queen again

[tpittman-11]

*rubs ointment on my poor arms* *Thinks.. Wears a fake dragon skin coat, walking past AD. Her dragon comes after me and AD runs after her dragon. I dodge them and sit on the hill*

King

[Animal Dragon]

*i set my dragon on pitt and it rips his coat off and he may have just lost an arm or 2. i sit on the hill with a bar of chocolate*

Queen

[tpittman-11]

*AD gets banned for being too violent, so I sit happily on the hill until her return*

King.

[Animal Dragon]

*i leave a banana skin infront of pitts lasange and he slips on it and lands face in cold lasange with cream in the middle . i sit on the hill till he washes the pie/lasange out of his face *

Queen

[tpittman-11]

*throws the lasagne back at AD's head and she falls off the hill*

*Sits quitely on the hill waiting for the next attack*

King !

[Animal Dragon]

*i sit on a smaller hill facing tpitt and stare at him until he is so creeped out that he runs over to get me to stop it, by which time i'm on the big hill with my dragon on guard *

Queen