3 things you can do with...

[someguy]

Blow it up
Somehow use it as a world overthrowing device.
Wash clothes in it.

a key

[Brimful-Asha]

try to open your neighbours door
use it as a pendant
open the door

cough mixture.

[Iva]

Mistake it for bath oil
Put your goldfish in it
Use it as a finishing touch for the banana curry with lubricant

Pink fur

[Brimful-Asha]

(ewwww yucks sounds like a recipe for disaster Iva )

put it on handcuffs
use it as a toilet seat cover
use it as a scarf

rabbit toy

[Iva]

Release it back into the wild
Make that annoying noisy baby in the pub stop crying
Give it to Hugh Hefner

A strawberry

[Brimful-Asha]

Have it with champagne
use it as ear plugs
make a strawberry hat

the number 3

[Iva]

Have a way with it
Try saying it 333 times in a row
Have an obsession with it

Whipped cream

[Brimful-Asha]

lick it off your body
use it as shavin cream
use it at a foam party

bed post

[Iva]

Hit your head against it
Hand cuff your hands to it
Use it for a pole sitting contest

Used diapers

[Brimful-Asha]

Give it as a present to someone
Use it to wipe your face
wipe it on the babys face

tea leaves

[Iva]

Put the zing in your ding-a-ling
Use them to predict the future
Throw them at a married couple instead of rice

A dog collar

[Brimful-Asha]

use it as a necklace
strangle someone with it
use it as a bracelet

old tyre

[Iva]

Slide down the hill in it
Melt it and use the ruber for other purposes
Throw it off the Eiffeltower to see if it bounces

Tweezers

[Brimful-Asha]

use it to burst a pimple
use it as a weapon
pluck your eyebrows

santa hat

[Hitman]

1. Wear it.
2. Give it as a present.
3. Sell it

A Christmass tree