3 things you can do with...

[old biker]

1) try to let him bring back a branch

2)try to feed him

3) make him bite the mailman

(good answers simply crazy ,was thinking the same direction)


shoes

[SimplyCrazy]

(@Blaza: That don't matter, methinks )
(@Oldie: Thanks )

1: Wear them
2: Throw them at noisy people
3: Put them on your hands and practice hand-stand

A hairbrush

[FIRIN' MAH LAZA]

1~Brush your hair
2~Slap people with them
3~Brush somebody or something else's hair I.E. A toy

A corn-cob pipe!

[someguy]

eat it
shoot it
throw it at an annoying mime.

^hes gonna like this one

A LAZAH!!!

[FIRIN' MAH LAZA]

W00T! IT'S MINE!

Anyways, 1~ Charge it
2~Fire it
3~Shoop and woop it

A piece of paper

[funja]

1.cut it
2.fold it
3 eat it


a brick

[FIRIN' MAH LAZA]

1~Throw them at annoying people
2~Use for a house
3~Use as foot-rest

A gamershooder!

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Tomato them
2. Tickle them
3. ROFL with them

A loony story

[FIRIN' MAH LAZA]

1~ Listen to it
2~ Laugh with it
3~ Laugh AT it

A squirrel

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Give it a hug
2. Give it a smootch
3. Look at them purdy claws

A TV

[FIRIN' MAH LAZA]

1~ Watch it
2~ Punch it
3~ Eat it.
And number 4~ Slap it

A tire

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Roll it
2. Chew it
3. Get tired of it Get it?! TIREd?! ...thaaaat's not funny...

A Kiss

[someguy]

give it
get it
slap it

The internet

[muffin_fairy]

1.use it
2.like it
3.hate it

limes

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Squeeze 'em
2. Eat 'em (ammagad, sour!!!!)
3. Throw then when you're outa tomatoes

A cd