3 things you can do with...

[Lilliputt]

1. build
2. climb over
3. pray (Jerusalem )

Thesaurus

[dazedncrazed]

1. Look up synonyms
2. Try to spell it, but normally unsuccesfully!!!
3. Use it as a doorstop

RUBBER DUCK

[Lilliputt]

1. Have in bath tub
2. squeeze to make sound
3. give as present to nephew


can opener

[Evita]

1. break it
2. wash it
3. hit someone with it

scotch tape

[OneBun]

1. remove unwanted eyebrow hair
2. give it to my cat for a snack (he loves it lol)
3. tape a bad pinky down

baked beans

[Evita]

1. throw at the wall
2. eat [duh, ]
3. spill on the floor and wait for someone to slip

pillow case

[Lilliputt]

1. put on head
2. put a pillow in
3. put cat in

porridge

[Evita]

1. force feed it to goldy locks
2. make a cast of your face
3. let mold

sharpie marker

EDIT: this was regarding the porrige

[EscapeGirl]

1. Put your name on things
2. Write with
3. Color/draw with (depending on if you have colors or not...)

photograph

[Mistery]

1. Store them in envelopes
2. Look at them and giggle
3. Send them to friends.

Wool

[EscapeGirl]

1. Make an uncomfortable and scratchy coat
2. Use as a filler for a pillow
3. Make a blanket.

keychain

[Acelightning]

1: stangle someone with it
2: comit suicide
3: also send it in envolopes

cyborg chickens

[EscapeGirl]

Ummm...ok....let's see.....

1. Watch them
2. Take them apart.
3. Give them to Sir Theme...the ROBOT!

A car tire

[Acelightning]

if he does i will thrash him with my lightning sword http://www.antoniogenna.net/doppiagg...elightning.jpg
http://www.poster.net/ace-lightning/...il-5000714.jpg lord fear

1: burn it
2: tell everyone how much it stank
3:live in it

Hair

[EscapeGirl]

1. Brush it.
2. Wash it.
3. Grow it out and donate it to a cancer society for cancer patients after chemo.

Goldfish