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  • Darknight
    BIAS
    • Aug 2006
    • 20839

    #871
    1. Throw it
    2. Hit it
    3. make it your mortal enemy

    a shoe
    Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
    "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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    • Mistery
      Super Moderator
      • Dec 2005
      • 61730

      #872
      1. Put a slimy slug in it if it's not your shoe
      2. Buy it with the second one
      3. Clean it.

      A recipe

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      • Darknight
        BIAS
        • Aug 2006
        • 20839

        #873
        1. make it
        2. look it up
        3. Mix it

        a phone call
        Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
        "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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        • Mistery
          Super Moderator
          • Dec 2005
          • 61730

          #874
          1. Receive it
          2. Make it
          3. Record it

          Shampoo

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          • Darknight
            BIAS
            • Aug 2006
            • 20839

            #875
            1. wash your hair with it
            2. mix it with Acid to clean your shower (mask recommended)
            3. use it to wash your body when your out of soap

            a Mustashe
            Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
            "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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            • Mistery
              Super Moderator
              • Dec 2005
              • 61730

              #876
              1. Shave it off
              2. Fix an artificial one under your nose
              3. Let it grow long and participate in a competition

              A mirror

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              • Darknight
                BIAS
                • Aug 2006
                • 20839

                #877
                1. look at it
                2. crack it
                3. get bad lucky from it

                a carpet
                Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                • Mistery
                  Super Moderator
                  • Dec 2005
                  • 61730

                  #878
                  1. Wash it in your shower if you have alien ancesters
                  2. Wash it outside using a hose if you have bat ancesters
                  3. Fly on it like Aladdin

                  A ghost

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                  • Darknight
                    BIAS
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 20839

                    #879
                    1. be afraid of it
                    2. think its your long lost love
                    3. go boo to see if you scare it

                    a report
                    Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                    "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                    • Mistery
                      Super Moderator
                      • Dec 2005
                      • 61730

                      #880
                      1. Accept it
                      2. Write it
                      3. Loose it

                      A feather

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                      • Darknight
                        BIAS
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 20839

                        #881
                        1. tickle somebunny with it
                        2. make a pen with it
                        3. put it in your hat

                        a Money tree
                        Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                        "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                        • Mistery
                          Super Moderator
                          • Dec 2005
                          • 61730

                          #882
                          (ooooh, I read Monkey tree first )

                          1. Give it enough water to grow
                          2. Pick money from it if you need it
                          3. Hide it in a safe with a lot of artificial light

                          A safe

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                          • Darknight
                            BIAS
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 20839

                            #883
                            1 put your Monkey tree in it
                            2. put a monet tree in it
                            3. put bread in it to keep him safe

                            a pickle
                            Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                            "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                            • Mistery
                              Super Moderator
                              • Dec 2005
                              • 61730

                              #884
                              1. Decorate your sandwich with it.
                              2. Make an animated one

                              3. Eat it and make a grimace if you don't like sour things.

                              A mascot

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                              • Darknight
                                BIAS
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 20839

                                #885
                                1. Laugh at it
                                2. LOL at it
                                3. ROLF at it

                                a Most Perfect Friend
                                Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                                "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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