3 things you can do with...

[RBS]

1. give to your cat
2. put in your aunt's salad plate
3. give to your dog after cat won't play with it

bale of hay

[Ravensd]

1. feed it to livestock
2. use it as a seat
3. use it as stuffing to fill something

HA I have one for ya
A Shoe horn

[RBS]

1. put on left shoe
2. put on right shoe
3. put back in drawer

A glass of milk

[Ravensd]

1. spill it
2. drink it
3. throw it on RBS..lol..guess I didn't think that one all the way through.

Can of Flat Beer

[RBS]

1. bake bread
2. put in garden to get snails
3. drink it anyway

an old stocking

[Ravensd]

1. fill with other old stockings and use as cat or dog toy
2. throw it away
3. wear it till it disintegrates

Old Hub Cap

[RBS]

1. Hang on wall as artwork
2. Play frisbee until someone gets hurt (BONK!)
3. Food dish for stray animals in your yard.

Your 1985 Apple IIc computer you still have. 128 KB RAM and a 1 mghtz processor....2 mghtz if you click turbo. wow!

[Ravensd]

1. Throw it out
2. Use it for target practice
3. Donote it to Goodwill(wonder what they'd do with it....gee...see #1)

An "I'm with stupid" T-shirt

[someguy]

1. wear it(how original)
2. burn it
3. donate it

A live grenade

[Ravensd]

1. use it in your annoying neighbors yard
2. tape M-180's around it on Independence Day and light them and RUUUUN
3. hang it on the rearview mirror of you car.

Recorded tapes of the old TV show "The Brady Bunch"

[RBS]

1. Organize by date and keep
2. Organize by famous guest appearances and keep
3. Pile in backyard and have a very Brady Bonfire

All the AOL cd roms you got for 90 days free

[ShiningStar]

1. burn them in your backyard
2. microwave them
3. give them to someone

a apple core

[Ravensd]

1. throw it away
2. scrape(i typed scrap before) out the seeds and plant them
3. eat it like a monkey


sour milk

[Mcakkay]

1. Chuck it
2. spill it
3. ....drink it then quickly spit it out in discust!

Cinnamon

[Ravensd]

1. huff it
2. try to eat it....(have you seen the videos on the net about it?)
3. put it on buttered toast

Cigarettes