3 things you can do with...

[EscapeGirl]

1. Add it to carrot rum experimental mixture.
2. Put a little of it in avocado to keep it from going brown when making guacamole
3. Add it to water for a twist

Cherries

[macncheeserunt]

1) eat them plain
2) bake them into a pie
3) put them on top of an ice cream sundae


socks

[EscapeGirl]

1. Give them to Zox_of_Doom
2. Make sock puppets
3. Wear them

ear plugs

[Eternal Becky]

1~ Put it in your ears
2~ Put it in your friend's ears
3~ Put it in your friend's friend ears

Headphone

[Darknight]

1. Listen to music so no one can hear what it is
2. Use with hi-tech spy stuff and hear whats happening in the next room
3. wire them to your car stereo amp and watch them explode

A paint brush

[EscapeGirl]

(#3 ROFL! You've done that, I'm sure!)

1. Paint a pretty picture
2. Paint funny things on Darknight's face while he sleeps
3. Paint a fake door on the wall, and see how many people try to open it.

Clown suit

[Darknight]

1. wear it to a childs birthday party
2. wear it to hide the fact that your not a cat writing on faces
3. wear one to McDonalds and tell every one their fired

How about 3 things you can do in a boring meeting.

[EscapeGirl]

ROFL!! I wanna do the McDonald's thing!!

1. Cover your ears suddenly and start yelling for the voices to "STOP, JUST STOP!!!" then crawl under the conference room table and rock back and forth sucking your thumb.
2. Doodle Batman drawings on a notepad in front of you.
3. Smile and nod you head as though you are actually listening.

Store receipt

[Darknight]

1. put in in your wallet because I... I mean you... just have to keep them.
2. Go back to the store and ask for a copy of this Receipt and watch the look on ther faces.
3. put it in a shoe box because you never know when convenience store products will be tax deductable.


a can of shaving cream

[EscapeGirl]

1. Dress in a clown suit and fill someone's slippers with them
2. Put in the palm of someone's hand while they sleep, then tickle them, and watch them get it all over their face
3. Get it on your tail and make up some excuse why...

Bat Symbol

[darknessinferno]

(ok escape got it first)

1 shave a cat (hehehe)
2 use on a house
3 make a cream man (snow man but with shaving cream)

a bat symbol

[Darknight]

1. Put it on a light and call me for help
2. draw them on your favorite cats face and pretend it wasn't you
3. draw one on a napkin to let her know it was you with out saying it was you.

a pair of slippes full of shaving cream.

[EscapeGirl]

1. Put them on, and then yell, "BATCAT!!!"
2. See they have shaving cream in them, and give them to someone else to wear.
3. Put them on, realize they having shaving cream in them, then shave your paws.

A million Locks

[Darknight]

1. Get some kind of magic key that opens them in 4 hours
2. hope they Proctect you (not)
3. carry around a million keys

a ROFL Book

[EscapeGirl]

1. Try different recipes to make the suffering GH-ers to ROFL
2. Read it, then go back to the drawing board
3. Toss it into the trash onto the Monkey Boss.

Humor Program