3 things you can do with...

[LadySadie]

1. Show off handbrake turns
2. Drive it really really slow on the motorway to annoy everyone
3. Sell it to my sister for a bag of chips

A hairbrush

[SimplyCrazy]

1. Brush your hair
2. Brush your hairy heart pillow
3. Brush your cat's fur

A band-aid

[Darknight]

1. put it on you eye and play pirate.
2. use it as tape
3. use it to make your ouchies go byebye.

A raw steak

[EscapeGirl]

1. Barbeque it.
2. Shish-kabob it
3. Throw it to the neighbor's barking dog to make it shut up.

A muddy sinkhole

[Darknight]

1. save your wifey pooh bunny bear from it and get a big kiss for doing so.
2. toss a weirdo guy into it and get a kiss from your wifey for doing so.
3. stare at it.

A cold Darknight. (i'm freezing)

[EscapeGirl]

1. Warm him up.
2. Give him a thicker bat cape.
3. Put a heater near him.

2 hours to kill in a classroom

[Darknight]

1. think about da husbunny bear
2. study PFFFFT
3. draw on your desk/table/notebook

An Online translator

[EscapeGirl]

1. Translate things incorrectly and get many ROFL's!
2. Translate the Danish word, "Penge" incorrectly, and then go to the bakery and ask for PENGE.
3. Play a Japanese room escape game using the translator, and wonder why everything starts out with "Do you think....."

A vitamin

[Darknight]

1. Take it to get err.........vitamins in your body.
2. Smash it with a Hammer
3. put it in water and see how fast it dissovles.

A gallon of red paint

[EscapeGirl]

1. Paint your tan and navy uniforms red.
2. Paint parking curbs in front of your house red so people don't block your driveway.
3. Toss it at a large canvas and call it art.

An orange

[Darknight]

1. Eat it
2. Smash it with a hammer
3. cut it into slices and share it with da wifey

A paper weight

[EscapeGirl]

(#3...Aww.... And I think "smash it with a hammer is your favorite thing for everything. )

1. Club somebunny with it who's attacking you.
2. Hold down papers in da wind
3. Have it on your desk and never use it.

teddy bear

[Darknight]

1. hug it
2. keep it with you when your scared.
3. call it george so when you say you were hanging out with george people won't think you have a teddy bear.

A Hammer

[EscapeGirl]

(Aww.....George.. )

1. Smash oranges with it.
2. Smash other things with it.
3. Roof a house

A t-shirt

[Darknight]

1. wear it
2. get it wet
3. Rip it off like the HULK

a Dirty truck.