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  • Saw III
    Veteran
    • Jul 2006
    • 442

    #1171
    1. Jump it
    2. Strangle and threaten people with it
    3. Use it to make a swing.

    A wheelchair
    Pain; is part of the puzzle
    Blood; is the price of freedom
    Death; it's not that easy...

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    • Hitman
      Pandaman
      • Oct 2006
      • 9197

      #1172
      1. Ride with it ( Fun )
      2. Put a little kid on it, then PUSH IT!
      3.Hmm Donate it

      A gun
      Happy endings are just unfinished stories...

      PandaMan

      Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"

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      • Saw III
        Veteran
        • Jul 2006
        • 442

        #1173
        1. Shoot someone
        2. Use it to open a can of pop
        3. Commit suicide with it

        A picture of a picture
        Pain; is part of the puzzle
        Blood; is the price of freedom
        Death; it's not that easy...

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        • Hitman
          Pandaman
          • Oct 2006
          • 9197

          #1174
          You got me here

          1. Watch it
          2. Check out of someone's behind you
          3. Hang it in the basement

          A haunted house
          Happy endings are just unfinished stories...

          PandaMan

          Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"

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          • Saw III
            Veteran
            • Jul 2006
            • 442

            #1175
            1. Blow it up.
            2. Dare your friends to go inside.
            3. Live in it.

            A piece of hair.
            Pain; is part of the puzzle
            Blood; is the price of freedom
            Death; it's not that easy...

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            • Hitman
              Pandaman
              • Oct 2006
              • 9197

              #1176
              1. Ehm Play with it
              2. Do Black magic
              3. Throw it into someones food

              A nasty dog
              Happy endings are just unfinished stories...

              PandaMan

              Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"

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              • EscapeGirl
                Super Kitty
                • May 2006
                • 50764

                #1177
                1. Train it to be nice.
                2. Find it a new home.
                3. Feed it a lot of food so it's at least nice for a little while.

                A sore leg

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                • Darknight
                  BIAS
                  • Aug 2006
                  • 20839

                  #1178
                  1. massage it
                  2. Kiss it
                  3. Make it feel better.

                  A sore Wifey
                  Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                  "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                  • HANFGARN
                    Ham Ham
                    • Nov 2005
                    • 725

                    #1179
                    1. talk to her
                    2. hold her
                    3. get her drunk so she wont remember

                    A can of coffee
                    My daddy was a dollar

                    Not worth a hundred cents

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                    • Darknight
                      BIAS
                      • Aug 2006
                      • 20839

                      #1180
                      1. Empty it and play kick the can
                      2. Make the coffee and drink it.
                      3. get two cans and some string and play Phone call

                      A small little bug.
                      Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                      "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                      • Saw III
                        Veteran
                        • Jul 2006
                        • 442

                        #1181
                        1. Torture it.
                        2. Squish it.
                        3. Eat it (Yum yum!)

                        A finger nail.
                        Pain; is part of the puzzle
                        Blood; is the price of freedom
                        Death; it's not that easy...

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                        • HANFGARN
                          Ham Ham
                          • Nov 2005
                          • 725

                          #1182
                          1. bite it
                          2. eat it (eeew)
                          3. pick your nose

                          an empty pack of smokes
                          My daddy was a dollar

                          Not worth a hundred cents

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                          • Darknight
                            BIAS
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 20839

                            #1183
                            1. Burn it
                            2. Use the foil to fix a car.
                            3. crush it and then play a game with it.

                            an old man
                            Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                            "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                            • HANFGARN
                              Ham Ham
                              • Nov 2005
                              • 725

                              #1184
                              1. make him tell war stories
                              2. play chess with him
                              3. steal his dentures

                              a table tennis padle. (besides playing table tennis)
                              My daddy was a dollar

                              Not worth a hundred cents

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                              • Darknight
                                BIAS
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 20839

                                #1185
                                1. Put all your Clean folded clothes on it.
                                2. cover it and use it as a dinning room table
                                3. Burn it

                                A bubble gum machine
                                Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                                "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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