3 things you can do with...

[Fraggle returns]

1. play catch
2. display it as art
3. show it to your friends

A pin cushion

[Darknight]

1. put pins in it
2. throw it at some one
3. use it as a paper weight

An old smelly shoe

[Fraggle returns]

1: give it back to the bum you stole it from
2: use it to wake someone from a fainting fit
3: Use it as a plant pot

An empty bottle

[Darknight]

1. throw it away
2. recycle it
3. play kung fu and chop it with your hand

A staple gun

[Hitman]

1. Attach your lips
2. Attach letters
3. Attach everything else

A real gun

[Darknight]

1. Destroy it
2. give it to a cop
3. turn it in to get a free pair of shoes

an alarm clock

[Fraggle returns]

1: Thump it
2: hit it with a hammer
3: hide it in your sock drawer

a water melon

[Darknight]

1. eat it
2. put watermelon flavored vodka in it, freeze it and then eat it.
3. play catch with it

a pineapple

[Elni]

1. Eat it
2. Make juice from eat
3. make it a milksahke

Jelly fish

[Darknight]

1. use it for bait
2. get stung by it
3. poke it with a stick

A foam cup

[Fraggle returns]

1. write messages on it and give it to a friend
2. get some string and another cup and make a phone
3. store your pens in it

A toothbrush

[Darknight]

1. brush your teeth with it.
2. clean the toilet with your roomates
3. call it george and love it.

A paperclip

[Fraggle returns]

1. straighten it and pick your teeth with it
2. use it to clean your mouse
3. make a lovely pair of earrings

a small sleeping hamster

[Darknight]

1. run away from it
2. wake it up and shoo it away
3. hope the cat don't get it.

A funny joke

[wirodeu]

1. Tell
2. Laugh about it
3. Don't tell it

Pancakes