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  • EscapeGirl
    Super Kitty
    • May 2006
    • 50764

    #16
    I can't go shopping for my mother because I already gave her all of my money

    You have to write a 10 page report for school

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    • fredskywalker
      The unspeakable
      • Oct 2006
      • 919

      #17
      I sure can't write anything at the moment coz my 2 arms and legs are broken in many places.

      You have to walk the dog.
      I'd rather be an optimist who's a little bit crazy than a pessimist who's right.

      I have found eternal life. Embrace it.

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      • Darknight
        BIAS
        • Aug 2006
        • 20839

        #18
        I can't walk the dog because she rides Bikes!

        You Need to Call your Mother
        Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
        "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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        • doglover
          Veteran
          • Mar 2006
          • 7557

          #19
          I can't call my mother because she doesn't understand doggish

          You have to take care of your little brother/sister.
          Going on a trip around the universe on a convertible

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          • Darknight
            BIAS
            • Aug 2006
            • 20839

            #20
            I can't take care of my Little sis/bro because Mom forgot to pick them up from school.

            You need to save your money
            Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
            "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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            • doglover
              Veteran
              • Mar 2006
              • 7557

              #21
              I can't save the money that I don't have

              You have to do the laundry
              Going on a trip around the universe on a convertible

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              • Darknight
                BIAS
                • Aug 2006
                • 20839

                #22
                I can't do the Laundry because last time I did I turned all your whites Pink.

                You need to clean out the Garage.
                Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                • doglover
                  Veteran
                  • Mar 2006
                  • 7557

                  #23
                  I can't clean the garage because I'm afraid of the spiders living there...

                  You have to leave the computer because it's late
                  Going on a trip around the universe on a convertible

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                  • Darknight
                    BIAS
                    • Aug 2006
                    • 20839

                    #24
                    I can't leave the Pc Because it will be alooney.

                    You need to work on your science project
                    Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                    "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                    • bread
                      Lulz, Rammstein
                      • Jul 2006
                      • 2894

                      #25
                      i'm busy not doing my science project


                      you have to buy popcorn for a movie(but u have no money ZOMG!!!11!)
                      Live in virtue no desire.
                      And in the grave an angels' choir.
                      You look to heaven, wonder why.
                      No one can see them in the sky.
                      Rammstein ~ Engel




                      I have a family ^.^,Wiro's my Brother,Crazy's my Mother,Hitman's my Father and Rannei's my Sister!

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                      • Darknight
                        BIAS
                        • Aug 2006
                        • 20839

                        #26
                        I can't but the Popcorn because your dog ate my wallet and you owe me a hundred bucks.

                        You need to play games
                        Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                        "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                        • bread
                          Lulz, Rammstein
                          • Jul 2006
                          • 2894

                          #27
                          i can't play games because i am playing games...uh...

                          you have to commit suicide while having your internal organs drunk with a straw
                          Live in virtue no desire.
                          And in the grave an angels' choir.
                          You look to heaven, wonder why.
                          No one can see them in the sky.
                          Rammstein ~ Engel




                          I have a family ^.^,Wiro's my Brother,Crazy's my Mother,Hitman's my Father and Rannei's my Sister!

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                          • Darknight
                            BIAS
                            • Aug 2006
                            • 20839

                            #28
                            I can't commit suicied if some one is drinking my organs with a straw because thats Murder.

                            You need to go to school
                            Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                            "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                            • bread
                              Lulz, Rammstein
                              • Jul 2006
                              • 2894

                              #29
                              i have a brain diaseas (yes it's very possible >_> )
                              Live in virtue no desire.
                              And in the grave an angels' choir.
                              You look to heaven, wonder why.
                              No one can see them in the sky.
                              Rammstein ~ Engel




                              I have a family ^.^,Wiro's my Brother,Crazy's my Mother,Hitman's my Father and Rannei's my Sister!

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                              • Darknight
                                BIAS
                                • Aug 2006
                                • 20839

                                #30
                                So you need to ride the short bus to school with the kid in back licking the windows.
                                Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                                "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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