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  • I Can't because there's no one online to love me.

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    • Let's start again then

      you need to get a hait cut
      Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

      There is no spoon

      I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

      I am Fraggle and I rock

      To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

      Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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      • I can't because I'm bald.

        You need to eat some chocolate
        Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
        "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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        • I can't because you ate it all

          You need to grow a beard
          Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

          There is no spoon

          I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

          I am Fraggle and I rock

          To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

          Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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          • I can't because I'm allergic to hair.

            You need to paint your toe nails Hot Pink
            Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
            "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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            • I can't because I bite them (eeugh)

              You need to wear your underpants on the outside and wear a cape
              Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

              There is no spoon

              I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

              I am Fraggle and I rock

              To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

              Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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              • I can't cause I don't wear underwear under my suit.

                You need to help the kid nextdoor do his math home work.
                Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                • I can't because I work in payroll so obviously have no idea about math

                  you need to dance
                  Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                  There is no spoon

                  I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                  I am Fraggle and I rock

                  To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                  Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                  • I can't because I already am forever dancing at the GH bar with da Wifey


                    You need to join a club that sells coffee
                    Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                    "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                    • I can't because my social life is soooooo full

                      you need to look after your neighbours cat
                      Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                      There is no spoon

                      I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                      I am Fraggle and I rock

                      To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                      Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                      • I cant because their cat ran away

                        You need to bake some cookies
                        Today is where your book begins
                        The rest is still unwritten

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                        • I can't because the men in white coats won't let me use the oven

                          You have to shout at the top of your voice
                          Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                          There is no spoon

                          I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                          I am Fraggle and I rock

                          To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                          Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                          • I cant because im in a library

                            You need to buy a chicken
                            Today is where your book begins
                            The rest is still unwritten

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                            • I can't because my cats would eat it

                              You need to fall in love
                              Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                              There is no spoon

                              I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                              I am Fraggle and I rock

                              To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                              Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                              • I cant because a past love has driven me to become a nun!

                                You need to get a back massage
                                Today is where your book begins
                                The rest is still unwritten

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