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  • I can't because i love that stale ciggie smell

    you need to wear a dress to work tomorrow
    Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

    There is no spoon

    I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

    I am Fraggle and I rock

    To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

    Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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    • I can't because it's against the dress code here.

      you need to not drink when you leave work
      Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
      "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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      • I can't because i'll die of dehydration

        You need to learn to speak klingon
        Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

        There is no spoon

        I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

        I am Fraggle and I rock

        To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

        Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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        • I can't cause I beat up trekies

          you need to slap your hand
          Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
          "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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          • I can't because I don't like pain

            you need to staple your head to your desk
            Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

            There is no spoon

            I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

            I am Fraggle and I rock

            To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

            Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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            • I can't cause My heads to big.

              you need to eat some potato chips
              Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
              "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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              • I can't because the snack shop lady's gone home

                you need to catch the next flight to moscow
                Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                There is no spoon

                I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                I am Fraggle and I rock

                To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                • I can't cause my mom won't let me.


                  You have to eat the black egg.

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                  • I can't because I'm a duck and that would be wrong

                    you need to give your mum a hug
                    Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                    There is no spoon

                    I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                    I am Fraggle and I rock

                    To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                    Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                    • I can't because I gave all my hugs to Mitty, Electrogirl & Da escape.


                      You have to give me a dollar.

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                      • I can't I'm broke

                        you need to have a great night
                        Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                        "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                        • I can't, I'm busy

                          You need to quit this game
                          Happy endings are just unfinished stories...

                          PandaMan

                          Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"

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                          • I can't I play to much

                            You need to train a monkey to do back flips
                            Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                            "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                            • I can't because the monkey is teaching me to do backflips

                              You need to swim with the fishies
                              Today is where your book begins
                              The rest is still unwritten

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                              • I can't becouse it's winter

                                You need to go into a blind date
                                Happy endings are just unfinished stories...

                                PandaMan

                                Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"

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