What's your excuse

[Darknight]

I can't tell a joke - It's a PG kind of forum

you need to spill some coffee

[SimplyCrazy]

I can't, I don't drink coffee and ergo have no coffee to spill

You need to cook some dinner for your kids

[acasete]

My fridge is empty

You need to tell a funny thing in your next post

[Darknight]

I can't I'm not funny

you need to make my funny

[SimplyCrazy]

I can't that's impossible

You need to write me a huuuuge check

[acasete]

I don't have a pen

You need to have a sad new year celebration.

[SimplyCrazy]

I can't cos I allready had a great one

You need to play a game with me

[acasete]

I can't find you!

You need to kill the GFARDTO boss!

[fredskywalker]

I cant do that because otherwise there'll be nobody else to poke around.

You have to lick the evil spider queen.

[SimplyCrazy]

I can't because she's all the way over at slurpie island and I don't have a boat, nor a boot Besides I hate getting hair on my toungue

You need to pay all your bills now

[Mcakkay]

Im sorry I cant do that because I need to go to my guitar lesson. And thenn I have Hockey and THEN I need a shower cuz I'll stink! Then its my bed time..if i dont get my sleep..im nothing


need to go to a family re-union with your 15 cousins all younger than you that jump on you and hang off you, aunts who pinch your cheeks and grandparents that tell you to cut your hair/dress better etc..(yikes)

[wirodeu]

I killed your family whit a carrot gun *OOPS* > : )
Now i need to go and visit you, Cuz i feel sad for you =)

You need to do the hustle in front of your class.

[Mcakkay]

You killed MY family with a carrot gun thats not cool..well you still have to go to YOUR re-union

i have broken legs and arms..i cant dance

you have to run 15 miles..no breaks.

[wirodeu]

I sold my legs to a two year old

[Maniac]

u have to do the chachacha wid ur mothers long dead ancestor plus a grey female old and desperate monkey is after ur life and u have been declared married to it.