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  • Wish granted but it don't get the internet

    I wish for a PC at home too.
    Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
    "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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    • Wish granted but it only has DOS - no windows for you

      I wish that fraggle rock was back on the telly
      Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

      There is no spoon

      I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

      I am Fraggle and I rock

      To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

      Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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      • Wish granted but it's in japanese

        I wish I could be like batman
        Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
        "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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        • Wish granted but it's the old TV batman

          I wish my sister wasn't an over-acheiver
          Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

          There is no spoon

          I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

          I am Fraggle and I rock

          To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

          Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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          • Wish granted and she now lives with you

            I wish I had magic powers
            Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
            "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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            • Wish granted but all you can do is turn people into sheep

              I wish I had a pony
              Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

              There is no spoon

              I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

              I am Fraggle and I rock

              To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

              Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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              • Wish granted you get a my little pony doll

                I wish that monkey were orange
                Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                • Wish granted but oranges are now monkeys

                  i wish that hell would freeze over
                  Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                  There is no spoon

                  I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                  I am Fraggle and I rock

                  To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                  Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                  • Wish granted but Pigs still don't fly

                    I wish for a bonus
                    Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                    "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                    • Wish granted but you blow all at cards

                      I wish that my coke had vodka in it
                      Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                      There is no spoon

                      I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                      I am Fraggle and I rock

                      To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                      Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                      • Wish granted but you find it hard to sniff up the Ice cubes

                        I wish my boss would move away
                        Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                        "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                        • LOL

                          Wish granted but he moves the whole company to the north pole and you freeze

                          I wish that i could be as funny as you
                          Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                          There is no spoon

                          I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                          I am Fraggle and I rock

                          To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                          Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                          • Wish granted, you start stealing old jokes from others.

                            I wish i would quit smoking
                            Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                            "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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                            • Wish granted, you burst into flames instead

                              i wish i could beat phil at the cigarette flicking game
                              Lonesome Fraggle has no Looney Family

                              There is no spoon

                              I have a knife and I have a fork but DANG where is that spoon?

                              I am Fraggle and I rock

                              To those that say "Fraggle, you rock not" I say only this

                              Non Veritas, Non Veritas, Tunicum Ignito!



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                              • Wish granted and you burn down your flat practising

                                I wish I didn't have to do any work
                                Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
                                "The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."

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