Corrupting wishes

[Mcakkay]

umm okkkayyy....wish granted but now you can't hold ice cream cones and .. you can't eat ice cream.. so ..there..that sucks (ps why don't you want a thumb????)

I wish I was amazing at english and got 95% on all my essays and had a 90+% in the class

[someguy]

granted, but that only happens for about a week.

I wish that I didn't have back pain.

[Chocbubbles]

granted but now u don't have a back, now ur neck is attached to ur hips

i wish school would hurry up and be over

[ShiningStar]

Granted, but now you have to get a job

I wish I wasn't tired

[Chocbubbles]

granted but now ur so awake u run around gamershood jumping up and down and destroying everything

i wish i didn't have a migraine

[ShiningStar]

Granted, But how you have just a headache


I wish I had a drink

[Jones]

Wish granted but it's poisoned.

I wish they put a certain show back on the air...

[ShiningStar]

granted but it's the same episode over and over

I wish I had food

[Chocbubbles]

granted but it gets cancelled after 5 seconds

i wish monkeys could fly

[ShiningStar]

Granted but they become attacking flying monkeys

I wish we could breath under water

[~GH Dog~]

granted but it gits you sick
I wish i had a cookie

[ShiningStar]

Granted but I dropped it the dirt

I wish I wasn't bored

[Chocbubbles]

granted now ur extremly bored

i wish i had a lovely bunch of coconuts, big ones, small ones, ones as big as ur head

[bobsicle]

granted but they roll away

i wish i didnt feel sick

[Clank]

granted but you are

I wish i could laugh