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  • Pite comes out.

    I put in a Coca Cola.
    Happy endings are just unfinished stories...

    PandaMan

    Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"

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    • A glass comes out
      I put in a pizza
      Online family
      Sister: Swim Girl
      Nephew: Gameguy49
      Brother-in-law: Someguy

      The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return...
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      • Lots of mushrooms come out.

        I put in an atomic bomb.
        Happy endings are just unfinished stories...

        PandaMan

        Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"

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        • Explosion comes out
          I put in a chair
          Online family
          Sister: Swim Girl
          Nephew: Gameguy49
          Brother-in-law: Someguy

          The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return...
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          • A lazy man comes out.

            I put in a firecracker.
            Happy endings are just unfinished stories...

            PandaMan

            Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"

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            • A flame comes out
              I put in the flame
              Online family
              Sister: Swim Girl
              Nephew: Gameguy49
              Brother-in-law: Someguy

              The greatest thing you'll ever learn is just to love and be loved in return...
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              • ...and the firecracker comes out

                I put in a halloween pumpkin
                Happy endings are just unfinished stories...

                PandaMan

                Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"

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                • a knife comes out

                  i put in a ham

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                  • more food comes out

                    i put in all of my make-up (i dread to think what's gonna come out )


                    "Whoever said money can't buy happiness
                    simply didn't know where to go shopping."


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                    • mud comes out

                      I put in the mud

                      STILL struddling

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                      PURPLE HELL is back and burning!! See you there!

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                      • dirt comes out

                        i put a perv in

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                        • a goblin comes out

                          I put a cellphone in

                          STILL struddling

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                          PURPLE HELL is back and burning!! See you there!

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                          • out pops a letter from the principals office stating for 15 dollars you can have the cellphone back.

                            I put in a rubik cube

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                            • And skittles candies comes out (because of the color)

                              I put in my two cents
                              It ain't no sin, to take off your skin,
                              and dance around in your bones.
                              -Tom Waits

                              For an idea that does not at first seem insane,
                              THERE IS NO HOPE.

                              -Albert Einstein


                              Whatever is begun in anger,
                              ends in shame.
                              Benjamin Franklin

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                              • 2 pence comes out

                                i put in one pound


                                "Whoever said money can't buy happiness
                                simply didn't know where to go shopping."


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