The vending machine

[Ravensd]

out comes the once thought extinct DO DO bird


i put in a cup of coffee

[Brimful-Asha]

an a doped up cookie monster comes out.

i put in oscar the grouch

[Ravensd]

and a trash can comes out


i put in a bannana peel

[Brimful-Asha]

out comes bananas in pyjamas.

i put contraceptives in.

[Ravensd]

lol nothing comes out...that's what there for


i put in a planned parenting mag

[someguy]

The machine doesn't accept it.

I put in a grenade.

[Brimful-Asha]

teenage mutant ninja turtles come out/

i put in a vendhing machine.

[someguy]

and a vending machine twice its size comes out.

[Brimful-Asha]

u forgot to put something in.

[Ravensd]

*walks up to vending machine and see sign that says "out of order" but due to the fact that I don't follow directions very well and that its an hour later and someguy still hasn't put something in, I do*

I put in a ball of yarn

[Brimful-Asha]

a mutated cat comes out.

i put in an eyeball

[Ravensd]

ewww hope it wasn't yours.....

eye glasses come out

i put in a tape of "The Three Stooges"

[Brimful-Asha]

no no was belonged to this guy i killed last night.

out comes charlie chaplin.

i put in silent movies.

[Ravensd]

out comes a black and white tv

I put in my notebook

[Brimful-Asha]

out comes dial up

i put in broadband.