The vending machine

[Brimful-Asha]

out comes anne heche.

i put in papa smurf.

[dia]

all the smurfs come out

i put in a balloon

[jenni.p123]

a party comes out

i put in a rose

[dia]

love comes out

i put in a boat

[RBS]

Love Boat? LOL, yeah I watched that show. I put in by accident a rare penny worth 20,000 dollars to a collector.

[Ravensd]

out comes a hand and smacks you in the face a few times

i put in a bottle of talcum powder

[RBS]

rats. I was hoping the penny would slip through because the machine wouldn't take it.

Out pops a bawling baby.

I put in a 9 volt battery

[Ravensd]

out comes AAAA batteries

I put in a cup of hot apple cider

[RBS]

out pops a peppermint stick

I put a jug of Clorox

[Ravensd]

out comes your pink underpants....oops musta been somethin red in there

I put in my dogs chew toy

[Brimful-Asha]

out comes maggie simpson (dun ask why)

i put in homer simpson.

[RBS]

out pops Barney singing Irish tenor beautifully

I put in Moe the bartender

[Ravensd]

(maggie simpson? WHY??? lol)

out comes a six pack of Duff

thirty mins later I stagger back *hic* and put the empty plastic ringy thingy back in *hic*

[Brimful-Asha]

(cos there was an episode where she started chewing the dogs toy thingy wasnt there )

out comes quagmeyer with the ring thingy round his neck.

i put in a scotch whisky

[RBS]

Out comes the Steely Dan song "Deacon Blues"

I put in a smooth sounding saxophone