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3. There was a strike, so there was no merchandise for the stores to sell.
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4. The mall Got up and walked away
If your having a bad day, you don't have bad at all! The starving kids in africa have the life compared to stickmen! They are torn apart, pulverised, and most of all thrown of high cliffs only to land on spikes or in lava! So the next time you play one of the stickmen torture games, give the dead stickman a check for $5, he can't cash it anyways!Comment
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5. A water main broke, and flooded it.
The cat ruined the sofa because...Comment
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1. It was boredIf your having a bad day, you don't have bad at all! The starving kids in africa have the life compared to stickmen! They are torn apart, pulverised, and most of all thrown of high cliffs only to land on spikes or in lava! So the next time you play one of the stickmen torture games, give the dead stickman a check for $5, he can't cash it anyways!Comment
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2. It was chasing a mouse.
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3. The couch was made of miceIf your having a bad day, you don't have bad at all! The starving kids in africa have the life compared to stickmen! They are torn apart, pulverised, and most of all thrown of high cliffs only to land on spikes or in lava! So the next time you play one of the stickmen torture games, give the dead stickman a check for $5, he can't cash it anyways!Comment
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4. The cat ate too much catnip. 
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5. The cat was an evil genius and needed the couch for his hideout
Burger King discontinued the Whopper because:If your having a bad day, you don't have bad at all! The starving kids in africa have the life compared to stickmen! They are torn apart, pulverised, and most of all thrown of high cliffs only to land on spikes or in lava! So the next time you play one of the stickmen torture games, give the dead stickman a check for $5, he can't cash it anyways!Comment
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1. Everyone became too obese from the almost 1000 calorie meal, and it was banned.Comment
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2. Burger King was bought by Taco Bell and the whopper is now called the taco supreme whopper and is now a very greasy taco.Last edited by Vitpat; 02-20-2008, 02:27:52.If your having a bad day, you don't have bad at all! The starving kids in africa have the life compared to stickmen! They are torn apart, pulverised, and most of all thrown of high cliffs only to land on spikes or in lava! So the next time you play one of the stickmen torture games, give the dead stickman a check for $5, he can't cash it anyways!Comment
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3. Beef was recalled so many times that sales were down, and no one would buy it.Comment
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4. Too many people became vegetarians.sigpicComment
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The Whopper was re-named the krabby patty
If your having a bad day, you don't have bad at all! The starving kids in africa have the life compared to stickmen! They are torn apart, pulverised, and most of all thrown of high cliffs only to land on spikes or in lava! So the next time you play one of the stickmen torture games, give the dead stickman a check for $5, he can't cash it anyways!Comment
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Vitpat....your forgot to post the next one.Comment
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O whoops my brain has gone loopy
anyways
Barney was cancelled because:If your having a bad day, you don't have bad at all! The starving kids in africa have the life compared to stickmen! They are torn apart, pulverised, and most of all thrown of high cliffs only to land on spikes or in lava! So the next time you play one of the stickmen torture games, give the dead stickman a check for $5, he can't cash it anyways!Comment
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