Cause and Effects

[Hugo_Smith]

1. Because Earth sent a rocket into its eye.

[EscapeGirl]

5. It has grown wings flown out of Scotland and now resides in a small lake in Montana, USA, and was spotted doing so.

The moon crashed to the Earth because...

[Vitpat]

4. lock ness monster has transformation powers and doubles as Britney Spears and it got sick so it checked into rehab, left a cardboard cut-out and is now going by the name: the lock ness monster!

[RBS]

3. She escaped her locked cage, rose to the surface of the lake which in Scottish is a loch and met an educator with a book explaining the difference in lock and loch and took a photo with him as gratitude for teaching her she truly lived in a loch and not a lock.

[Vitpat]

whatever the Lock Ness Monster won't kill me cause I forgot to insert a space.

reason 2. there was video footage of it breaking into Toys "R" Us

[Hugo_Smith]

1. It has always been real, but people thought old Nessie was a fake.

(By the way, it's the Loch Ness Monster )

[Vitpat]

5. He made a new version




The lockness monster is now believed to be real because...

[Vitpat]

4. He sold a shortcut to the internet

[RBS]

3. Divorce settlement

[Vitpat]

2. He wanted another quadrillion dollars so he could buy ebay

[EscapeGirl]

1. He was bored.

[Vitpat]

5. He attacked the paparazi that were trying to cancel him anyways.


Next:

Bill gates sold the internet because:

[RBS]

4. He stomped some kids as vision began to fade.

[EscapeGirl]

3. He can't sing.

[Vitpat]

2. Barney got so fat and became a boobah or whatever those fugly things are.