You'll Never Find...

[Jones]

I don't know if this thread already exists, but I came up with this game.
Here are the rules/instructions:
One person will post something that you'll never find in a place, situation, etc.
A good example is:

You'll never find a show about wild police incidents/strange criminal acts without a case that takes place in Florida.

Then, the next person will take a word or phrase from the previous one (additionally to "you'll never find"), and create a new one using that word or phrase.

Example:

You'll never find snow in Florida.

And so on...
So, let's begin!


You'll never find a hurricane in Wyoming.

[Yorick]

i think i've seen something a lot like this

[Jones]

Could you get the link?

[SimplyCrazy]

Well, mods aproved so I'm gonna play

You'll never find a hurricane in my house

[Jones]

You'll never find weapons in my house.

[Crimsonthread]

You'll never find a cat in my house.

[Jones]

You'll never find a cat in an oven. (hopefully )

[EscapeGirl]

You'll never find a cat flying in the sky.

[Jones]

You'll never find a car flying in the sky.

[EscapeGirl]

You'll never find a car with legs.

[Jones]

You'll never find a TV with legs.

[EscapeGirl]

You'll never find a tv with a heartbeat.

[Jones]

You'll never find a dead person with a heartbeat. (Eh?)

[EscapeGirl]

You'll never find a pillow with a heartbeat.

[Jones]

You'll never find a pillow in your ROM.