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This is a fourteenth century Hungarian cross-bow, it has killed a king, and changed the history of Europe. If anything happens to my apartment... I'll shove it up your
Life is not a problem to be solved, but a mystery to be lived
"The best way to cheer yourself up is to try to cheer somebody else up."
Excuse me, Mr. Andrews, but I've been doing the math in my head and it seems that with the number of people there are on board, there aren't enough lifeboats.
Happy endings are just unfinished stories...
PandaMan
Elite member of the Looney Bin with ex wife "SimplyCrazy" and on-line kids "Wirodeu, Bread ...and Rannei"
-Peter, what did you promise me last night?
~That I wouldn't drink at the stag party.
-And what did you do?
~Drank at the stag pa -... Whoa! I almost walked right into that one.
Never lie, steal, cheat, or drink. But if you must lie, lie in the arms of the one you love. If you must steal, steal away from bad company. If you must cheat, cheat death. And if you must drink, drink in the moments that take your breath away.
The airline's not taking this very well. They'll let one of us back on; the rest of us can take an 11:10 flight. It gets in three hours later, it's all right...
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