Quotable Movies

[doglover]

Robots

Uh uh uh uh uh uh uh uh UH! Now wait a minute, hold up! How come when anytime this scary s*** happens, and we should stick together, you white people always say "let's split up"?

[Eternal Becky]

Soylent Green

I tell ya, the things that fall off of me... it's embarrassing!

[fredskywalker]

The Mummy

They're making our food out of people.

[Eternal Becky]

Dude, Where's My Car?

Forget it. We're out the door, we're down the hall and we're gone.

[SimplyCrazy]

Chitty-chitty-bang-bang I love that one

"Sweet", what does mine say? "Dude", what about mine? "Sweet", what does mine say? "Dude", what about mine? "Sweet", what does mine say? "Dude", what about mine? etc, etc, etc

[Eternal Becky]

The Day After Tomorrow

The nerve of that woman! Coming in here and telling me how to raise my children!

[doglover]

Ben-Hur

Sir, I'm the president of the electronics club, the mathematics club, and the chess club. If there is a bigger nerd in here, please point him out.

[Eternal Becky]

The Pacifier

Even then. And I felt His voice take the sword out of my hand.

[doglover]

The sound of music

Oh yeah, your babysitting, more like- doo-doo duty

[Eternal Becky]

Mr. and Mrs. Smith

The first rule of this household is discipline.

[doglover]

Shreck

Your aim's as bad as your cooking sweetheart... and that's saying something!

[Eternal Becky]

Event Horizon

Y'know, me too. That's another thing we have in common. I hate it when you've got someone in your face, you try to give someone a hint and they won't leave, and then there's that big awkward silence...

[fredskywalker]

The cable guy.

You know nothing. Hell is only a word. The reality is much, much worse.

[Eternal Becky]

Anger Management

Hey Steve I'm on a pay phone, so if you're there pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, pick up, well OK, call me back.

[murph_3]

mystery men

Sarcasm is anger's ugly cousin.