ANSWER/QUESTION game

[Elni]

A: BEcause they know they can away with that. BTW it's the last time I lend money..LEts say that £20 are about 5 hours working for me.

Q: Did u had similar problem?

[EscapeGirl]

(Okay....that's HORRIBLE!! I'd definitely confront the girl about it. Btw, HI! )

A: No. I don't normally have money to lend. I'm frequently broke.

Q: How many hours (or days) a week do you work or go to school?

[Elni]

Hello Escape

A: That will depend. My contract is 16 hours per week, but last week I worked for about 45 hours. So I never know the exact hours. And I go to uni 2 nights per week, but uni is off now

Q: How many hours do u work?

[Rannei]

A: I'm at school for 6 hours (and 10 minutes)

Q: are you at work/school now?

[Elni]

A: I am at home

Q: R u going to be here for a while?

[Rannei]

A: Nope, sorry. I have to eat dinner very soon But i will be back after that

Q: Will you be here when i get back?

[Elni]

A: Well I am back now I don't know if u r

Q: Do you know any good joke?

[jenni.p123]

A : yes, but i forget them all

Q : do you?

[zillah0625]

A:no..I forgot them also

Q: ur u drunk?

[Elni]

Edit to late ...@ Jenni: I am very bad at jokes but here goes:
Women believe that computers have the gender of male because:
1. In order to attract their attention they need to be turned on
2. They include tones of data that still they don’t have any idea of what is happening
3. They suppose to exist in order to help you to solve problems, but most times they creat them
4. By the time u r committed with one of them u realize that if u waited a bit longer u could find a better model
5. It is always importat that they include a backup

Men believe that computers have the gender of female because
1. No-one except their software, can’t understand the inner logic
2. The language they using to communicate is not understandable
3. By the time u r committed with one the expenses begin to rise for their accessories
4. The Bad Command or File Name commands give so many information same number as the answer : “If u don’t know why I am mad with u, then I am not telling u the reason”

It is not my joke I read it and try to translate it as best as I could

@ Zillah
A: If I have the change yes

Q: Do u?

[jenni.p123]

A : funny ones!
i dont really know

Q : what kind of jokes do you like?

[Elni]

A: Any jokes but I want to be realy smart and not stupid. I read few but I didn't laugh at all

Q: What jokes u like?

[EscapeGirl]

A: Funny ones, of course. Usually, the most funny to me, are the ones that make you think, "OMG! That's so true!! " Those are the best.

Q: Do you (or would you) like going clubbing?

[Fraggle returns]

A: nope, I prefer the pub and a live gig to all that dance stuff.

Q: can you touch your nose with your tongue?

[jenni.p123]

A : no

Q : can you lick your elbow?