Snog, Mates or Slap.

[Jones]

I don't really care about her, but I got nothing against her so, mates?

H.R. Pufnstuf

[SimplyCrazy]

He rulez snog

Avril Lavigne

[Jones]

Mates

The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air

[SimplyCrazy]

I don't wanna slap them hard shells, so mates I guess

DK

[Jones]

You can't touch him so mates I suppose.

Koopa Football Players

[SimplyCrazy]

()
Mates - he can keep Peach and then we can cross around on Mariocarts

King Boo

[Jones]

Slap her all she does is get captured.

Bowser

[SimplyCrazy]

Mates (maybe he'd introduce me to Luigi? )

Peach

[Jones]

Slap

Mario

[SimplyCrazy]

Slap!

Victoria Beckham

[Jones]

Slap

David Beckham

[SimplyCrazy]

( Double slap, then! I hate people who cheat in sports!)

Snog

J-Lo

[Jones]

(Yes, yes you should. He's the quarterback for the New England Cheatriots [actually Patriots, but they were CAUGHT cheating])

Mates?

Jack Black

[SimplyCrazy]

(You poor thing, thaz torture! )
(Bill Hicks ruled!)

Uh, I dunno this guy, should I slap'm?

Your mailman

[Jones]

(I was forced to watch the ENTIRE thing. )

Mates?

Tom Brady