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Look Lady, I don't have all day... which "massager" do you want ?
I always wanted to win a stuffed giraffe.
I always wanted to win a stuffed giraffe.
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Great job! You win the prize!! Which item do you want - The pink massager with the sparkly thing or the stuffed girafffe?
on my back deckComment
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phone rings ♪♫ "Hello dear, its your mother in law. Gonna be in town for two weeks so did you get that guest room ready for me?"
Really, I thought it was Betty's turn.Comment
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"C'mon, it's been the same order for years. Fred always starts, then Bam Bam, Betty, Dino, Wilma..."
That's no excuse, it was supposed to be RED.Comment
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Sir this is a once in a lifetime chance, don't you want a custom Corvette that every Barbie doll will love?
sacrifice the Knight then attack the King.Comment
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So run through it again..How are we going to overpower the chess club?
Yes those are trees.
Badwife of my husblonde gh1!
Still searching for "the bit underneath"
My Riddle:- Little Red Riddling Hood Current Temp End 39
On holiday: 27th Aug - 10th SeptComment
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I can't pronounce letter H so did I get it correct on my answer to wat follows two's?
It needs a little more iceComment
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*Two men standing in an empty sports hall* So what else do we need to open an ice rink??
Crayons do NOT taste good! Badwife of my husblonde gh1!
Still searching for "the bit underneath"
My Riddle:- Little Red Riddling Hood Current Temp End 39
On holiday: 27th Aug - 10th SeptComment
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"I'll never order that salad again."
"That's right, they're 2 for 1."Comment
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OMB!!! So if I buy one mop.. I get another one free????? I can't believe this bargain!!
So in conclusion the results tell us that most people peel oranges before eating them. Badwife of my husblonde gh1!
Still searching for "the bit underneath"
My Riddle:- Little Red Riddling Hood Current Temp End 39
On holiday: 27th Aug - 10th SeptComment
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"And again, thank you all for coming to Orange Eating 101"
"Not again ! My hands are still shaking !"Comment
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"Calling for volunteers!!! Anyone!! Test out the my new invention the one and only vibrating book, 5 fantastic titles! What about you sir?
I am hoping to meet an elephant this hoilday.. Badwife of my husblonde gh1!
Still searching for "the bit underneath"
My Riddle:- Little Red Riddling Hood Current Temp End 39
On holiday: 27th Aug - 10th SeptComment
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Ma'am I will double check the airline policy but I am sure I cannot give you 200 free bags of peanuts. Why do you need them?
Don't tell a soul but my secret ingredient is 3 anchovies.Comment
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I was wondering, what makes your Caesar's Salad taste so different?
because my legs are cramping.Comment
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You've won every round of Charades tonight...how come you are so good at it?
I think it's in the glove compartment.Comment
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