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If I asked you 'do these jeans make me look fat?' would you answer honestly?
forgive me I am part Irish
forgive me I am part Irish
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Okay... that WASN'T beer !! Who polished off the rest of my goat urine ?
I didn't know rabbits would do THAT !!Comment
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When I said I would petsit for you did you think to warn me I would be up all night listening to them march around beating drums?
sure but only the green onesComment
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I caught you picking your nose - I can't believe you EAT your boogers !!
Next time I go there, I am not going alone.Comment
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How was the Father and Son picnic?
lucky I was wearing an old t-shirtComment
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did u notice there is a puke stain on your shirt?
ahhhhhhh!!!!!!!Comment
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Did you hear I just graduated Dentistry School?
Sorry, I never wear the color orange.Comment
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I'm not feeling very well today.
Will you fill in for me today and be the road-crew flagman RBS ?
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Tick-tick-tick... it NEVER STOPS !!Comment
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Don't you know the game will never end unless you play a tac and a toe?
you can tell by either taste or smell.Comment
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Is this Diet Coke, or regular Coke ? I can't hear the difference.
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It does ??!! I haven't showered in days !Comment
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Wow! Why does your shirt smell like lilac?
Only on Tuesdays...when it's raining....and only if the ants are out.
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May I ask you out for a picnic?
Yeah, I learned it watching Family GuyComment
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Where did you learn to beat up a poor guy in chicken costume?
I don't know...it's always been like that.Comment
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It never rains in California, but girl, don't they warn ya? It pours, man, it pours This song always confuses me, so does it rain or not rain?
Purell, lots of it.Comment
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What do you use after you accidentally lie down in animal vomit?
Purple fish. Definitely purple fish.Comment
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