Question Backwards

[RBS]

I wanted to make you a diamond Mommy so I put some of Daddy's charcoal in the microwave and put it on a really really long time and now I don't want you to go into the kitchen right now. You won't go in there will you?

Here you open this one.

[Yvonne]

Wow we got a lot of presents for our anniversary. Which one shall I open first?



They picked up some guy who was running away.

[donaud]

Did you see what happend at the track meet yesterday ?!!


You'd think 'peach', right ?!!

[Yvonne]

And what did she said when you were talking about what color paint to use for the inside of the garage?


We have already discussed this before and you're not getting any.

[donaud]

Honey, it's our anniversary ! You know what that means...

It's been dripping for weeks.

[Yvonne]

And for how long is this problem bothering you??


No No No, I won't have it...

[RBS]

Would you like a part in my classical Japananese dance theater production?

Aren't those usually green?

[Yvonne]

(Shouldn't you give the answer instead of the question? This is starting to confuse me..)

Do you know the color of the underdog chairs in the stadium?


I don't know, I wasn't paying any attention to what you were saying..

[RBS]

Why don't you ever listen to me?

Exactly 85

[donaud]

How many bubbles are in your champagne glass, Rain Man ?


You'll see it when the ice melts.

[Yvonne]

How long do I have to stand on this ice floe before I get my surprise??


Yes, I do.

[Mairdread]

Will you take this man to be your lawfully wedded husband?

I like the easter bunny more then I like Santa!

[RBS]

Which of these tastes better?

I need to make them darker.

[tipper75]

How do you like your coffee beans roasted?

It was just here.

[RBS]

Dude, where's my car?

That's three times in a row.