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Q: To which music would you like to dance with your boss right now? 
A: Twice every day.
A: Twice every day.
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(WHAT?!
ROFL!!!)
Q: How many times do you do your alien research on humans?
A: Only at night.
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Q: when do you sneek out to secretly save the planet in harry potter suite?
A: my toe
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Why Are YOU Worrying about You-Know-Who?
You SHOULD Be Worrying About
U-NO-POO -
the CONSTIPATION SENSATION That's Gripping the Nation!
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Q: Did you hit your head?
A: On the wall.Comment
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Q: Where do you put your pictures from other planets?
A: Only in the summer.Comment
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Q: Do you clean your windows regularly?
A: It depends on the ear length ()
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Q: Do you like to gaze at tall, dark, and handsome Bats?
A: She'll need more data for that.
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Q: Can Mistery compute "cat-like speed"?
A: Half of it.Comment
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(You're killing me! Get the ice! )
Q: Can you eat 4 quarts of ice cream in one sitting?
A: Sorta like that, yeah.Comment
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(No, I don't like cat hair of dead cats)
Q: What did you reply when you were ROFLing and your boss asked if you had stomach ache?
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A: Usually at midnight.Comment
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When do you normally make Lilliputt ROFL?
My fathe ith on de floob
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Q: What's wrong?
A: In my printer.Comment
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Q: Where'd your nose go?
A: Probably at noon.Comment
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When will you shake the moon?
Don't you know THMOBE!!
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Q: What do you like to say at the dentist office?
A: Paperclips.Comment
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