What If?

[Animal Dragon]

i'd become a wizard, 'arry! hehe

what if u had to go on a journey with a big dragon and no chocolate?

[Clank]

i would ride on the dragon to the sweet shop-------rad


what if you had no chocolate and couldn't possibly get any chocolate, and you hated chocolate, you were alergic to chocolate, and god made you stay out of 1000 miles of chocolate

[Animal Dragon]

if i hated chocolate and was allergic then y would i want the chocolate?

what if they banned robots?

[Clank]

then my avatar would be different------------rad


what if adam and eve didn't commit incest?

[Animal Dragon]

then we wouldn't exist or we'd all be like ned flanders

what if u were like ned flanders from the simpsons?

[Clank]

then i would kick my kids outta the house, buy a large stereo, turn up the volume and drink some beer


what if you were like stewy from family guy

[Animal Dragon]

then i would have taken over the world by now and lois would be dead

wot if u lost ur brain? (if it isn't lost yet)

[Clank]

i wouldn't be top of my classes, i wouldn't be alive, i wouldn't be talking to you, i wouldn't be able to find it lol----------rad

what if you bit your tongue and it came off

[Animal Dragon]

then i'd either drown in my blood or write everything down

what if u were mute, death, blind and ugly?

[Clank]

then id be like you---------rad

what if you found out your mother wasn't your mother

[Animal Dragon]

then i'd throw a party and eat chocolate

what if i killed u on the spot?

[Clank]

then i would come back and haunt you


what if you found out someone who was a mute, into depression and death was actually your brother

[Animal Dragon]

then i'd learn sign language, or teach him to talk through my dog

what if my dog bit u?

[Clank]

then i would kill it

what if my dog bit your dog and killed your dog and then killed you------rad

[Animal Dragon]

then u'd have 2 dogs and a human hauntin u!

Edit: what if u never had ur dog?